How can a goal be scored?

[W.C.]

I'm obviously in a good mood after that last minute winner, but still, what is it with all these shit threads on NSC at the moment? Are people getting paid to start them?

one of the best threads I've seen on here in a while.

 

[W.C.]

Another vote for 'swept' and even 'stroked'

And I'm going to add 'turned'.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Thunder Bast*rded it

Thunder bolt, but Sidwell slotted it last night.

 

[pasty]

Larruped

One of my favourite goal descriptions

 

[W.C.]

Lashed it in.

 

[dazzer6666]

Slotted in this case, or possibly directed, or swept. Not hit hard enough for rifling or twatting, close to a thump but not quite.


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[Stumpy Tim]

Struck with interest was one of my favourites from yesteryear. Haven't heard it for a while

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I'd like to say finessed but I think he actually swept it in.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

This is a needless addition to an already fine thread, but still...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Lamped it, belted it.

 

[Rod Marsh]

I'd like to say finessed but I think he actually swept it in.

Finessed. A word I hear frequently from my 9 year old nephew. A FIFA playstation finish.

 

[Mr Bridger]

With mustard on it.

A "pearler"

 

[skipper734]

It went in off the red.

 

[Medwayseagull]

I'm obviously in a good mood after that last minute winner, but still, what is it with all these shit threads on NSC at the moment? Are people getting paid to start them?

Why don't you try starting some higher class threads ?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

The BBC have gone for "drilled", which is interesting. Disappointingly the Argus went for "struck"

 

[Triggaaar]

Why don't you try starting some higher class threads ?

There are already decent threads, it's just difficult to see them among the 'how many testicles have you got?' threads.

 

[Puppet Master]

I like dinked goals. And lobbed.

But my absolute favourites are freak goals.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I believe one is also able to "AAAAHHHHH TONY YEBOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" it in.

 

[perseus]

It was a swept.

 

[Turkey]

I'm a big fan of 'fires/fired' personally. Especially when it goes 'fires the dream, the dream of promotion..'