How can a goal be scored?

[MORTY]

Slam Dunked

 

[Fungus]

Kicked?

 

[KingKev]

Larruped, snotted, screamed, thumped, caressed.......

 

[dangull]

I don't care how you describe it. I just went yeeeeeeeeeeheaaaaaaassss

 

[Mellotron]

Not sure, it was firm, forceful and arrowed into the corner. RIFLED.

This suggests it was scrappy, he was under a bit of pressure, almost BUNDLED in, so no, wrong answer.

Not for me. RIFLED is only slightly below DRILLED imo, and this wasn't cleanly struck enough. It bounced on the way in. Arrows don't bounce, they fly.

SWEPT would be a good word for Sidwell's finish I think.

 

[Triggaaar]

I'm obviously in a good mood after that last minute winner, but still, what is it with all these shit threads on NSC at the moment? Are people getting paid to start them?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I felt he walloped that one home.

 

[el punal]

Have you lot just been reading the Joy of Sex?

 

[Badger]

He THRIKED it home.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Hit the net like a ****ing rocket.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Toe poked it

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

"And he's absolutely c**ted that into the net, good show."

 

[Worthingite]

I'm going with caressed

 

[Simster]

I'm obviously in a good mood after that last minute winner, but still, what is it with all these shit threads on NSC at the moment? Are people getting paid to start them?

Yes, what it really needs is you to quote the 58 separate sentences posted so far on this thread in one post, and to comment individually on each on of them.

 

[Triggaaar]

Yes, what it really needs is you to quote the 58 separate sentences posted so far on this thread in one post, and to comment individually on each on of them.

 

[GT49er]

Have you lot just been reading the Joy of Sex?

I don't know. Has anybody suggested he stimulated it yet? Or foreplay by Knocky, and Sidwell provided the climax..............

 

[Mowgli37]

He absolutely leathered that ball!

 

[John Bumlick]

arse cannoned

 

[spence]

Simply hit home

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Thunder Bast*rded it