How big is your cock?

[Titanic]

How deep is your love ?

 

[Smithers-Jones]

Yeah, it's quite handy really. My podiatrist is also my gynaecologist.

So let me get this straight:
You have a knob that is in fact a foot, and you also have a c**t as well?

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

So let me get this straight:
You have a knob that is in fact a foot, and you also have a c**t as well?

Umm... don't gynaecologists deal with little boys bits as well? I dunno, I've never been to see one.

Anyway, I can't believe how intolerant you are being, just because I'm a little bit different!

 

[Hungry Joe]

Mine's 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule


boom boom

 

[Smithers-Jones]

A whole (or is that hole) career in dodgy Amsterdam bars awaits you! At least you will be a dead cert if they ever want to re-make The Crying Game

 

[Gazwag]

Why do we still measure it in imperial shouldn't we be metric by now or is it that 8 inches sounds better than 20 centimeters or 200 millimeters

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Why do we still measure it in imperial shouldn't we be metric by now or is it that 8 inches sounds better than 20 centimeters or 200 millimeters

Because cock jokes don't work in metric, I think that's the reason anyway.

 

[onlyaboho]

Mine's infant size..



I'ts about a foot long and weighs 7lbs

 

[fatboy]

Mines 2 inches























From the floor!!

Viagra can help.

 

[Scarface]

It will still only be 2 inches!




























But from the ceiling instead!

 

[Northstander]

I think of a baby's forearm when looking at mine!!!

 

[Northstander]

I think of a baby's forearm when looking at mine!!!

PS : holding a toffee apple!!

 

[Marshy]

Mine's infant size..



I'ts about a foot long and weighs 7lbs

If only

 

[SK1NT]

how longs a long piece of string

 

[fatboy]

It will still only be 2 inches!




























But from the ceiling instead!

Only if your penis starts exactly halfway between the floor and the ceiling, which I'd expect to be quite unlikely.

That said, it is not an experiment I have any desire in carrying out.

 

[SK1NT]

A question that's haunted man for years. Whenever you're having a piss you can't help but have a sneaky glance at your fellow user, leaving you either delighted or a little embarrassed.

So to stop all feelings of inferiority, let's hear honest answers. I'll start:

10 inches

:safeway: by the way :safeway2:

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyone that knows anything about ladies will know full well the girth is much more important than the length. To put it bluntly they much prefer a shorter thich one than a very long pencil Dick. However a tick 7/8 incher would be the ideal scenario. Is that a bit too rude ?.

Luckily I am very thick.

Cue jokes about intelligence.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Has anyone seen my cock
My big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning
And he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Anybody, anybody seen my cock

He's a stiff necked little upstart
And I've known him all my life
He's my pride and pleasure
And a torment to my wife
Sometimes he's magnificent
And sometimes small and thin
But he puffs up like a pigeon
When you tickle him under the chin


He has two enormous wattles hanging down
They're the best you'll ever find
Madam, you may stroke him if you like
If you feel that way inclined
Be careful he doesn't spit in your eye though

 

[Northstander]

 

[Hungry Joe]

You've got two? Now that's just greedy.