[News] How are you getting on with your other/better half?

[Birdie Boy]

Really well and sex is on the up as well, not that it was ever down...

We agreed that winning the lottery so we could be like this permanently would be great! We've been together 30 years.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

She spends way too long on the pan by the looks of it ;-)

Better than the patio!

 

[pasty]

She spends way too long on the pan by the looks of it ;-)

Took me a while, but very good

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Mines a critical care nurse so she's working her arse off doing loads of 12 hour shifts. Frees me up for Netflix box sets, catching up with work and loads more. We've been together 25 years now (met when I was 24) and have always got on perfectly. I'd rather see her a bit more, but she's doing her bit. I gave her the clap the other night!

She's also earning a load in overtime so we're planning a cracking holiday next year. As long as she doesn't get COVID and snuff it we'll be chipper!

 

[LlcoolJ]

We're ok but the sprog is going to end up under the astroturf soon. His competitive nature (and yes that's my fault) means we're constantly playing a game of one upmanship. Even when we're not playing a game.

Think Coogan and Brydon in The Trip, and we've been watching that as well FFS.

I love it really though.........little ****.

 

[The Wookiee]

I wouldn’t know as am single, living on my own, working from home, only people I interactive with face to face are the cashiers at Tesco a couple of times a week !

But to be honest, although tough at times, it hasn’t been as difficult as I thought it would be.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Just like being on holiday, loving every minute
Regards
DF

 

[knocky1]

She’s been a nightmare and stormed off to live with her sister and has selfishly defied the lockdown.
Been cleaning the house for when she comes back.
Does anyone know if the tips are open so I can get rid off this old carpet?

.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Just like being on holiday, loving every minute
Regards
DF

Hilarious.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Hilarious.

Getting a tan other half does my back for me , beer readily available, cant complain
Regards
DF

 

[dazzer6666]

We're ok but the sprog is going to end up under the astroturf soon. His competitive nature (and yes that's my fault) means we're constantly playing a game of one upmanship. Even when we're not playing a game.

Think Coogan and Brydon in The Trip, and we've been watching that as well FFS.

I love it really though.........little ****.

He said the same, but his post was better than yours though, to be fair.

 

[Rogero]

Yes ,been getting on really well bar one small incident. Amongst the shopping were two large double Snicker Bars . Day one I ate one pack and she ate one half of her double bar. Three days later I ate the rest of it. To me it was some chocolate in the fridge saying ,eat me ,eat me.To her it was her half . What is the general vote on here?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Yes ,been getting on really well bar one small incident. Amongst the shopping were two large double Snicker Bars . Day one I ate one pack and she ate one half of her double bar. Three days later I ate the rest of it. To me it was some chocolate in the fridge saying ,eat me ,eat me.To her it was her half . What is the general vote on here?

You greedy pig that was her's.

Not that I eat chocolate but if I buy something for me it gets my goat that someone else eats it knowing it was mine.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

She's more stressed than normal

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[Rogero]

You greedy pig that was her's.

Not that I eat chocolate but if I buy something for me it gets my goat that someone else eats it knowing it was mine.

At the time I didn't really think of it has hers, All through our life we share anything .For instance if there were 6 eggs in the fridge I would not think that there are 3 each.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Yes ,been getting on really well bar one small incident. Amongst the shopping were two large double Snicker Bars . Day one I ate one pack and she ate one half of her double bar. Three days later I ate the rest of it. To me it was some chocolate in the fridge saying ,eat me ,eat me.To her it was her half . What is the general vote on here?

Definitely need the return of the thumbs down option...

 

[Eeyore]

Are you Piggy or Ralph ?....

'My names Piggy, I'm from Camberley'. I remember that line because I was told I was from Camberley, along with Bros and 5ive.

To my relief my birth certificate more specifically says 'Frimley', so Jonny Wilkinson is the most famous export. I can get with that.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

At the time I didn't really think of it has hers, All through our life we share anything .For instance if there were 6 eggs in the fridge I would not think that there are 3 each.

You didn't think is the answer. As you stated in your original post she had eaten half of HER bar.

Sorry but you need to buy a nice replacement of fancy choc's, just buy some you dislike then your tummy won't get the better of you. Good luck

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Both Mrs Saladpack and I are healthcare workers so we have not really been affected by the lockdown as we are working normally. We're a bit more tense I suppose as we just do the job, come home, and hope we've not picked up the dreaded lurgy! We certainly appreciate our time off together every other weekend. However you're getting on together, just stay home and stay safe. This won't go on forever.

 

[hart's shirt]

Yes ,been getting on really well bar one small incident. Amongst the shopping were two large double Snicker Bars . Day one I ate one pack and she ate one half of her double bar. Three days later I ate the rest of it. To me it was some chocolate in the fridge saying ,eat me ,eat me.To her it was her half . What is the general vote on here?

She should be grateful.

I'd have eaten both of them before they reached the fridge.