[Albion] How are we going to BOTTLE IT tomorrow?

[blue-shifted]

Might as well have a realistic thread about the game tomorrow. We know the police aren't up to it and we know the players go missing in this one when it matters.

So, how are we going to bottle it tomorrow?

There are a few contenders. Dunk and Duffy enjoy a clanger, a 38 year old who was poor at the weekend and picked up a knock against Zaha sounds terrifying. Knockaert was in form and dropped so could be fired up for a silly cars. Propper seems the sort of player who will miss a sitter when it matters.

But of course, there's only one winner here. Murray to miss a pen.

It's happening folks.

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Gird your loins brother ... for tomorrow we go to battle ... and we must stand tall .... and stand together

 

[DavePage]

Sadly the result will be influenced by Dean, hopefully in a good way

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Dunk and Duffy in a four footed tackle at throat height on Zaha. Double sending off. Bruno scores a hat trick of headers, then puffs his chest and retires from football on 70 minutes. Ryan gets injured and replaced by Bong - who turns out to be a World Class goalkeeper and deposes him as first choice.

Who cares. It's Palace at home. Enjoy the free firework display from the chimps in black and I'll take 3 points please, however it happens.

 

[swindonseagull]

far from true especially on football matters

In your world maybe!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Will Palace out sing us
How many rook scarers
How many flares
How many cards
How many Zaha dives
How many Murray offsides
How late will KO be
How many flasks
How many horses
How many boyfriend chants

So many questions, let's hope the boys are wound up and not down for this one.

Come on Albion.

 

[Stat Brother]

In your world maybe!!!!!!!!

He is a self-confessed football expert, who among us can say that...







...oh that's right, all of us.

 

[Stat Brother]

Will Palace out sing us?

Emphatically YES.

 

[Simster]

The worst thing about this Albion bottle job is the number of Nigels who will reappear on here after happily going missing whilst they've been worse than us, barely scored a goal at home all season and embarrassed themselves over that saga with their wanky ultras.

 

[Bold Seagull]

How many flares

I think it will be more a skinny jean scene to be honest.

 

[portlock seagull]

Our authorities will also bottle it and let us down as they usually do.

Stewards will no doubt be lobbing BHA STHs out for standing, singing, looking in a southerly direction etc all the while the Nigels (both those who have tickets and those who brushed past Sussex’s constabulary who have been training in the Artic with NATO forces for this fixture) set up their 45” siege howitzers to lob shells into the family stand only for our ‘safety’ teams, during the post match investigation into mass casualties, to claim they saw nothing.

 

[timbha]

I think it will be more a skinny jean scene to be honest.

Baggy Lonsdale/Primark tracky bottoms surely

 

[BensGrandad]

Zaha has scored 3 goals all season hardly a world beater wtf are you so scared of?

He is playing well and due a goal. I goal could settle this game.as it will be a tight fought game.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

He is playing well and due a goal. I goal could settle this game.as it will be a tight fought game.

You haven't got over the spuds being mashed have you

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

http://www.theargus.co.uk/video/170400/?page=0 I wonder if D will be about town
regards
DR

 

[BensGrandad]

You haven't got over the spuds being mashed have you

They were very nice with the remains of yesterdays roast beef with pickle. A traditional Monday dinner reminiscent of my childhood days.

 

[grubbyhands]

There simply isn't going to be any "bottling". We'll beat them, it's as simple as that. We all need to man up a bit.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sadly I think that Zaha and Townsend will tear us apart aided by Wan Bissaka one of the best right backs outside of the top 6. I really hope that I am wrong.

I see you've now branched out to the righthand side of the field to supplement your left back dossier

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I see you've now branched out to the righthand side of the field to supplement your left back dossier

All of BG's posts come from left field

 

[LamieRobertson]

All of BG's posts come from left field

Shouldnt you be out visiting garden centres

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Shouldnt you be out visiting garden centres

Got no batteries for my torch.