- Jul 7, 2003
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How about THIS for a disturbingly named sanitary product?
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Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Lol that can't be real!
The same people sell this on Amazon...
Amazon.com: Maybe You Touched Your Gentials Hand Sanitizer: Health Personal Care
Amazon.com: Maybe You Touched Your Gentials Hand Sanitizer: Health Personal Care
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,645
- Thread starter
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Looks that way. Selling it on Firebox.
"Everyone loves touching. Touch is one of our fundamental senses, and while you can theoretically touch something with any part of your body, we all know that hands are the biggest culprit. We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously sang, sometimes we touch ourselves.*
But what happens when all of this touching goes horribly, dirtily, inappropriately wrong?
It might surprise you to know that we aren't actually doctors, so we won’t/can't bore you with all the complicated medical terms, but suffice it to say that your genitals are a veritable hornet’s nest of bacterium, a tropical hotbed if you will.
Maybe you did, so best to be safe Of course, we’re not suggesting you avoid your downstairs area altogether, it’s just that sometimes we forget to wash our hands afterwards. And if you’re anything like the team at Firebox HQ, barely an hour goes by without a round of high fives or congratulatory hugs and handshakes. Uh oh! Potentially awkward social faux pas.
But never fear, because help is at hand. (Sorry).
With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact. Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five!"
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
Firebox - seems rather apt. Don't think I would want to go to any of their meetings anytime soon.
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
Some punters pay good money to sniff fingers that have that particular odour
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
"Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues"
So much for the future of the human race and reproduction techniques. You would have thought we would have noticed such a catastrophic plague by now.
So much for the future of the human race and reproduction techniques. You would have thought we would have noticed such a catastrophic plague by now.
TheBlueAndWhiteStrips
Active member
Smell like innocence 
mune ni kamome
Well-known member
Why is touching your genitals any worse than touching your ear/nose/eyes etc
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
New member
Pssssst I just touched my self prior to posting on N.S.C tonight, and anyone who comes into contact with any of my posts, has by default touched my genitalia.
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
DanielT
Well-known member
If you've recently been listening-to/smelling/looking-at-too-closely some genitalia, it isn't
Arthritic Toe
Well-known member
I prefer the rival brand - "Maybe I stuck my finger up my arse"
Arthritic Toe
Well-known member
Its not, its much much better...
albion534
Well-known member
Nothing better then sticking my hand down my trousers, letting my boys know I'm never leaving em, and drinking a beer
seagull_in_malaysia
Active member
nwgull
Well-known member
I've dated women who have been disgusted at the fact that I'll openly admit to not washing my hands in a public toilet if I believe that there are more germs on the taps than on my knob. However, the very same women would give oral with the enthusiasm of a dog eating chips. Sense?