Hove Woman don't need no man, she's strong, she's proud.

[Buzzer]

When I first read this, I thought it said that she loves to feel crisps across her face. I was wrong, that would be Croydon woman.

 

[Gabbafella]

The Hove woman I fingered outside Grubbs didn't enjoy the finer things in life in the slightest.

 

[AmexRuislip]

When I first read this, I thought it said that she loves to feel crisps across her face. I was wrong, that would be Croydon woman.

You could always insert Konnie Huq, so the sexual deviants here on NSC can enjoy the advert

 

[The Albion Roar]

When I first read this, I thought it said that she loves to feel crisps across her face. I was wrong, that would be Croydon woman.

Pseuds' Corner or Street of Shame?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

To be honest (and [MENTION=5200]Buzzer[/MENTION] has met her) but my ex lived in Hove and this could sum her up quite magnificently.

Of course its pretentious ****ing poncy shitty nonsense.

 

[Buzzer]

To be honest (and @Buzzer has met her) but my ex lived in Hove and this could sum her up quite magnificently.

Of course its pretentious ****ing poncy shitty nonsense.

Haha! That hadn't occurred to me but you're right, it is her to a tee.

 

[The Albion Roar]

To be honest (and [MENTION=5200]Buzzer[/MENTION] has met her) but my ex lived in Hove and this could sum her up quite magnificently.

Of course its pretentious ****ing poncy shitty nonsense.

"The Brighton man is strong, intelligent, but a bit whiny. He desires to be submerged in beer, chicks and bottle of lube, and experience the finer joys of life. When he runs, he loves last night's crisps in his face in the morning with a breeze coming from behind him, with his heart pounding to the beat of last night's earworm. He adores the taste of morning coffee, but not that dark and nostalgic Nescafé runny shit - flat whites only. His senses are alive as his train is late again, while his boot radiates up the nearest SASTA manager. He believes there is more in his world than this pile of old bollocks - he desires adventure and fun. And his f*cking train to run on time."

 

[SAC]

Of course its pretentious ****ing poncy shitty nonsense.

Bit harsh on Hove. But fair.

 

[Taybha]

Women smell funny anyway .

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

"The Brighton man is strong, intelligent, but a bit whiny. He desires to be submerged in beer, chicks and bottle of lube, and experience the finer joys of life. When he runs, he loves last night's crisps in his face in the morning with a breeze coming from behind him, with his heart pounding to the beat of last night's earworm. He adores the taste of morning coffee, but not that dark and nostalgic Nescafé runny shit - flat whites only. His senses are alive as his train is late again, while his boot radiates up the nearest SASTA manager. He believes there is more in his world than this pile of old bollocks - he desires adventure and fun. And his f*cking train to run on time."

I dont even know what a flat white is!

 

[Buzzer]

I dont even know what a flat white is!

An opened bottle of Diamond White, the morning after.

 

[el punal]

I dont even know what a flat white is!

In olden days that would be polite term for Watney's Red Barrel.