Hove to divorce Brighton........

[The Spanish]

one good thing to come out of this wall is that Elton John could do an updated Nikita video without pretending he fancies women.

 

[Winker]

one good thing to come out of this wall is that Elton John could do an updated Nikita video without pretending he fancies women.

As Nikita is a boys name he was right first time! so will fit nicely into the degenerate shit-hole of Brighton.

Hove rocks.

 

[Barry Izbak]

.... the length of Dyke Road from the dials to the top of Snakey is separeted by the Brighton and Hove border

I am sitting working in my home office in Dyke Road, Hove and looking out the window I can see Brighton.

I envy them over there because they've got Withdean, all the local pubs, their buses run better to time and they haven't got the uselss bitch MP that we've got.

Mind you over here we tend to have better weather, we've got the dog track and a better quality of NSCer.

 

[Notters]

What a load of old BOLLOX! I live in the last road in Brighton, and the view from all of my windows is of Boundary Passage and the first houses in Hove beyond... but there is no difference. The change is a gradual one from area to area all over the City!

 

[Winker]

I am sitting working in my home office in Dyke Road, Hove and looking out the window I can see Brighton.

I envy them over there because they've got Withdean, all the local pubs, their buses run better to time and they haven't got the uselss bitch MP that we've got.

Mind you over here we tend to have better weather, we've got the dog track and a better quality of NSCer.

You should try the Stanley Arms in Portslade; excellent real-ale backstreet pub, agree about the ginger-minger MP though.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Still referring to the gayers as "dirty", I see.

Sounds like there are some marriage problems that Brighton and Hove need to work out. Can you do us a favour HB&B? It might be best whilst they try and reconcile their differences that you go and live with Auntie Luton?

That bland, forgettable, sinkhole and you might be better suited. Let's face it, you don't help with your jealous snidey remarks just because Brighton has some trendy mates and knows how to live a little.

We'll let you know when it's safe to come back.

Is Fanshawe gay then??

 

[Horsham Gull]

can i point something out.....what will our football club be called if they divorced because we could no longer be Brighton and Hove albion...

 

[Barry Izbak]

You should try the Stanley Arms in Portslade; excellent real-ale backstreet pub, agree about the ginger-minger MP though.

No question the Hove (& Portslade) pubs further afield are better, but round here they are all over the border

 

[withdeanwombat]

they bricked up the cross-city rail lines over in berlin so i imagine we'd do something along the same lines here unfortunately...

the old stations will be derelict, graffiti ridden memoirs of the old conurbation ... the only sounds will be that of children throwing bootlegged Depeche Mode cassettes over the wall to those left behind the floodlit drenched Sackville Platz.

So,UDI for Portslade and West Hove, AND urban renewal and gentrification.

Sounds like win win to me.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I guess the i360 can be the Berliner Fernseturm?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

can i point something out.....what will our football club be called if they divorced because we could no longer be Brighton and Hove albion...

Why not? I'm fairly certain the albion is more than 11 years old...