Hove burger so spicy it carries a health warning

[vitusvivi]

I have eaten one, yes a whole one. Not like those pussies on the internet. I actually nearly died so i do not reccomend it. It is not big and it is not clever.

 

[Stevie Boy]

i remember when he first started in Uckfield, used to go there alot and loved the burgers, havent been to his place in hove yet

 

[cannedheat]

If you manage to consume it you end up with the shits and you turn gay, but if you already bat for the other side ya cock drops off or ya ming ends up welded shut.

 

[Andrew]

i use to go there when i was little lol

i would never try one

 

[Garage_Doors]

I don't even like the spice on KFC, so i think i will pass on an atempt.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"On the measure of spiciness, the Scoville(COR) scale, an ordinary sweet pepper rates zero and a standard jalepeno between 2,500 and 8,000. Tabasco sauce is a paltry 2,140 on the scale. The nagga jolokia has a rating of more than one million. Nick thinks his burger is has a rating of about six million."

I've been musing on the actual heat of these Hell-burgers, & it's starting to really bug me now. If the NAGGA JOLOKIA is the worlds most potent pepper - then Shirley it would follow that Mr Nick's bonkers sauce couldn't possibly be any hotter than the tactical Jolokia weapon? Then again, maybe he uses a hearty dollop of Napalm as his cheeky secret ingredient..