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House for sale in Hastings. Ideal for kids - just look at that climbing frame



Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
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Here's the details. Only £100k
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Looks like their afraid to cut the Leylandi on the right. :lolol:
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,275
Front Garden Laid to lawn.

Rear Garden Laid principally to lawn, fenced to one side, hedging, trees, side access, there are views across the rear garden across the rooftops of Hastings and out to sea. Garden shed.

Agents Note There is an electricity pylon in the rear garden.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Agents Note There is an electricity pylon in the rear garden.

That's got to be false advertising, shirley?

There's only half a pylon in the garden.

For 100k I'd want at least a full one.
 




Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Patron
May 21, 2004
7,146
Truro
That's got to be false advertising, shirley?

There's only half a pylon in the garden.

For 100k I'd want at least a full one.

Doesn't mention the elephant in the living room, either.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
And as for the "views across the rear garden across the rooftops of Hastings and out to sea", climb up the pylon and you can see the Med.
 


Dominoid

Albion fan in Devon
Jan 6, 2011
557
Plymouth, United Kingdom
If you buy the house, does that mean you technically also bought the land the Pylon is on and therefore you can charge a leasing fee to the national grid? They could have at least put it at the bottom of the garden!
 




glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
you might all laugh but if I could sell my bloody house that house might be mine ,I tell you, mine all mine
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
you might all laugh but if I could sell my bloody house that house might be mine ,I tell you, mine all mine

You would still need to buy a Faraday suit to trim the hedge Rog. :lolol:
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,937
Crap Town
you might all laugh but if I could sell my bloody house that house might be mine ,I tell you, mine all mine

It would be just like going to Falmer , a definite buzz in the air and an electric atmosphere. :wink:
 








nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,532
Manchester
Friend of mine knows someone with a pylon in their back garden. The electricity people pay their mortgage, apparently...

Is it being cynical of me to say that any anecdote starting with the line 'Friend of mine knows someone....' is usually a load of bollocks?!
 


Jesus Gul

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2004
5,513
'PCM Estate Agents are delighted to offer for sale'they are easily pleased!

and 'arrange your immediate viewing to avoid disappointment' made me chuckle

Nice zimmer frame in pic 6
 
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Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick

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glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
bought this one back because it looks like it might just be on our horizon,and OK laugh if you like but if the offer on our materializes a cheeky offer might be on the way.
what do you think NSCsters?
 




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