Hot Dogs/Sausage Sandwiches

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Vegetarians are allowed no say in this matter, please move along.

However before you go, for whatever reason vegetarians do not eat meat, but some reason have things like veggie bacon, why? If you do not want the real thing, you are not allowed to try and recreate the taste on a cardboard alternative. You made the choice not to eat the good stuff, so deal with it.

Every veggie I ever knew admitted that the one meattie thing they couldn't resist was the smell of bacon. Reckon it works directly on that part of the primitive brain that dates back to primordial times before the middle classes were invented.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Every veggie I ever knew admitted that the one meattie thing they couldn't resist was the smell of bacon. Reckon it works directly on that part of the primitive brain that dates back to primordial times before the middle classes were invented.

Bacon is how my nan "cured" my brother of vegetarianism back in the day.

 

[daveinprague]

Bacon scuppered my daughters attempt at being a veggie.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Bacon is how my nan "cured" my brother of vegetarianism back in the day.

Why do I have images of a deep south family trying to "convert" one of their children from being gay, but instead your brother tied to a chair with nothing but bacon being cooked, whilst the local padre screams at him, 'are you cured'.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Why do I have images of a deep south family trying to "convert" one of their children from being gay, but instead your brother tied to a chair with nothing but bacon being cooked, whilst the local padre screams at him, 'are you cured'.

Squeal piggy squeal!

 

[RexCathedra]

Why do I have images of a deep south family trying to "convert" one of their children from being gay, but instead your brother tied to a chair with nothing but bacon being cooked, whilst the local padre screams at him, 'are you cured'.

Duh! Bacon is always cured, then smoked. And why would the padre be yelling at the bacon in the first place?

 

[Triggaaar]

So I've just cooked some sausages to have for breakfast

If you're still in Hove, I trust you got them from Grasmere farm shop. Mmm.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Why do I have images of a deep south family trying to "convert" one of their children from being gay, but instead your brother tied to a chair with nothing but bacon being cooked, whilst the local padre screams at him, 'are you cured'.

To which the only answer is "no, but what you're cooking is...."

EDIT one minute late even after setting up my own gag

 

[Uncle Buck]

Duh! Bacon is always cured, then smoked. And why would the padre be yelling at the bacon in the first place?

We are talking about the deep south or at least deep into Portslade.

 

[BlockDpete]

Could just call it a sausage baguette, then there would be no problems.

Though cooking sausages at that time in the morning is surely a waste of sleep time?

 

[Man of Harveys]

More than once recently I've bought a highly perishable foodstuff for dinner, only to not really fancy it in the evening after all. But come the following morning it's about to go off that day, so instead I have it for breakfast at 6am. And it's always tasty, even at that time of day.

What is this short shelf life treat that's hard to beat? Ruddy SUSHI (taken with neither mustard or brown sauce).

 

[Insel affe]

Americans really know how to get it all wrong, but it tastes soooooo gooooood....

I give you sausage patty biscuits and gravy.........

 

[Dick Head]

My wife was so ill this morning I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.

 

[Paddy B]

I am still REELING from the revelation that no less then FOUR esteemed NSC posters have a fondness for the appallingly wrong combination of mustard with bacon.

Thankfully SEVEN posters agree that this predilection will only lead to DISASTER

Yes i feel that strongly about the matter that I went through the thread logging posters preference.

 

[Worthingite]

By "sausages" do you mean conventional British Sausages or "its meat Jim but not as we know it" Frankfurter sausages which are the traditional content of a hot dog?

Waitrose Cumberland sausages. The good stuff!!!

 

[goldstone68]

I was laying in bed this morning when my wife breezed in, naked doing a handstand with a teaspoon in her mouth, and a soft boiled egg wedged between her flaps. I said " Hello darling thats a bit kinky so early in the morning" she replied "This is not kinky you idiot I couldn't find any egg cups!!"

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

What about Bacon Marmalade on toast as part of breakfast?