[Food] Hot Cross Bun topped with…

[Motogull]

Salad cream?

Ah man, that's a great shout.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ah man, that's a great shout.

And none of that poncy mayonnaise bollocks.

Ingredients:

• Water: The base liquid for the emulsion
• Oil: Usually rapeseed oil
• Spirit vinegar: Gives salad cream its tangy flavor
• • Egg yolks: Emulsify the oil and water, and give salad cream its creamy texture
  • Sugar: Balances out the vinegar's tang and the lemon juice's acidity
  • Mustard: Can be in powder form
  • Salt: A seasoning
  • Thickener: Such as cornflour or maltodextrin
  • Spices, flavoring, and coloring: Can include riboflavin, guar gum, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate, and acesulfame
  • I like mine with some monosodium glutamate, but you can't have everything you want in life.

 

[jcdenton08]

I love these troll/parody posts. It’s really fun to pretend people don’t have hot crossed buns with jam and clotted cream.

But it’s just trolling and/or severe mental illness which brings people to pretend it isn’t the superior layering in every sense.

People keep falling for it

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ah man, that's a great shout.

Hang on though....

Nobody knows what is in that.
Carrot? Dolphin? Geranium?
It's a lovely mystery.

 

[Madafwo]

Hang on though....

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Nobody knows what is in that.
Carrot? Dolphin? Geranium?
It's a lovely mystery.

Sandwiches, Shirley?

 

[The Clamp]

Sort of food you’d wolf down if you had been doing some graft and were knackered. Definitely has its place.

Fair play. Looks like a decent “I’m starving, what have we got”? meal to me.

Needs to cut the buns in half though. I see hi-viz and port-a-cabin canteen vibes but absolutely no excuse to abandon standards. Surely there was a small gauge angle grinder to hand?

Sort of thing I’d happily consume if I didn’t have an avocado and Flumpus bean frangipan to hand.

 

[JetsetJimbo]

I know a stoner's lunch when I see one

 

[wellquickwoody]

Hang on though....

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Nobody knows what is in that.
Carrot? Dolphin? Geranium?
It's a lovely mystery.

A jar of vomit.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Sort of food you’d wolf down if you had been doing some graft and were knackered. Definitely has its place.

Fair play. Looks like a decent “I’m starving, what have we got”? meal to me.

Needs to cut the buns in half though. I see hi-viz and port-a-cabin canteen vibes but absolutely no excuse to abandon standards. Surely there was a small gauge angle grinder to hand?

Sort of thing I’d happily consume if I didn’t have an avocado and Flumpus bean frangipan to hand.

I admire your detective work but it’s a swing and a miss. This man is a lorry driver and he had just selected these ingredients at the shop, this was a pre planned snack.