Horses on drugs at Olympics

[Tooting Gull]

Haven't looked too hard - surely there must have been a thread on this?

Biggest opportunity for those equine puns since Dessiegate.

I heard they got let off as it was a first (of)fence.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

how does a horse work a syringe?!

they don't even have thumbs

 

[Wozza]

Not ketamine presumably?!

 

[Flavor Flav]

Bloody horses, just can't trust them nowadays

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

probably a NEIGH bollic steroids

or possibly test HORSE terone

 

[Billy the Fish]

Will they be sent to rehab? Horses LOVE doing ketamine, I've always wondered how they do it though. It can't be easy rolling up a note when you've got hooves

 

[ih8palarse]

its terrible i think they should have a life time ban from the olympics...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Any horse failing the obligatory drug testing ends up re-formed in a number 79.

 

[Manthorpee]

its terrible i think they should have a life time ban from the olympics...

 

[TSB]

probably a NEIGH bollic steroids

or possibly test HORSE terone

copyright radio 5 live.

 

[Hannibal smith]

Were they Class Hay Drugs?

 

[Lankyseagull]

Were the drugs taken to Beyjing by a Mule?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Drugged horse leaves olympics in disgrace

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How did they not realise?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

So much for being brought up in a stable family.

 

[The Large One]

Were they anabolic stirrups?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Still, look on the bright side tho eh, at least nobody could ever accuse Uncle Spielberg's racing tips of using performance-enhancing drugs

 

[Buzzer]

Not ketamine presumably?!

What I was thinking. If anyone can win a medal with wonky donkey inside them then fair play. They deserve it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I hope the officials have the bit between their teeth and deal with these fiends. I hope they take neigh prisoners.

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's time they reined in these drug cheats...