[News] Horse puns

[Zeberdi]

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Not a serious thread - feel feel to make lots of horse puns.

I’m dung here

 

[Chicken Run]

Apparently the horses are in a stable condition

 

[hart's shirt]

Apparently the horses are in a stable condition

That's positive news.

I've got no time for neighsayers.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Part of the congestion charge?

 

[Chicken Run]

That's positive news.

I've got no time for neighsayers.

I think we ought to rein in this type of humour

 

[KZNSeagull]

I wonder who will be saddled with the bill for the clean up of the damage caused.

 

[Eeyore]

Running riot through London. The hoof of today.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It was horrible seeing these images of terrified horses bolting through traffic this morning with one covered in blood - I haven’t been able to get the poor thing from my mind all day - thank goodness there appears to be no fatalities for either riders/bystanders or the horses. Horses all back at their stables and humans receiving hospital care with horses receiving veterinary care - It could have been so much worse. Well done the police for rounding up the horses and keeping them from sustaining further injury - sounds like they did a great job putting themselves at risk to help the animals and riders/public.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-london-68888725

It was a bystander who bravely caught the dark horse and people comforting it. A soldier was injured but is ok. The Household Cavalry were exercising as normal when builders spooked the horses and five broke loose. A bus lost its window.
A vet has declared the horses are ok.

 

[Chicken Run]

Running riot through London. The hoof of today.

I think you’re going a bit too far with that statement

 

[sully]

Joking apart, I missed this by minutes as I arrived at Victoria just after it had happened. There was a damaged vehicle and an injured person in the road in Buckingham Palace Road (being tended to by paramedics) and one of the horses was being held by the pavement by a bystander. There were already quite a few emergency vehicles there.

Just glad that all the horses and injured parties seem to be ok, as loose horses in a panic could have caused some serious damage to themselves as well as people, vehicles and property.

A bit ironic that they were spooked by a building site (apparently) as they are supposed to be trained to remain calm when guns are fired and the like.

 

[Chicken Run]

Joking apart, I missed this by minutes as I arrived at Victoria just after it had happened. There was a damaged vehicle and an injured person in the road in Buckingham Palace Road (being tended to by paramedics) and one of the horses was being held by the pavement by a bystander. There were already quite a few emergency vehicles there.

Just glad that all the horses and injured parties seem to be ok, as loose horses in a panic could have caused some serious damage to themselves as well as people, vehicles and property.

A bit ironic that they were spooked by a building site (apparently) as they are supposed to be trained to remain calm when guns are fired and the like.

Well knowing building sites they were probably spooked by the lack of activity rather than noise

 

[Bry Nylon]

You wait all day to see a horse bolting through London and then 5 come along all at once

 

[Jack Straw]

The Strand National.

 

[Justice]

What are the odds?

 

[A1X]

I hope this thread stays on the puns and doesn’t attract any neigh sayers

 

[raymondo]

Two of them popped into the Savoy hotel and asked if they had a bridle suite

 

[Zeberdi]

Two of them popped into the Savoy hotel and asked if they had a bridle suite

Keep trotting them out.

 

[Chicken Run]

I hope this thread stays on the puns and doesn’t attract any neigh sayers

That's positive news.

I've got no time for neighsayers

Mane problem here is duplicate puns

 

[Pavilionaire]

Two of them popped into the Savoy hotel and asked if they had a bridle suite

Presumably one was the groom?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

This thread needs a gallop poll