horrific creatures at pitch invasion, stanley deason- WHAT ARE THEY?

[turienzo's lovechild]

has anyone who plays at the stanley deason noticed the horrendous flying BEASTS that are casually flying around causing havoc?

they're really LOUD and quite agressive.........i've literally not seen them before in my LIFE and am just wondering what on earth they are

 

[Taybha]

?

 

[Muzzman]

 

[Stoichkov]

May bugs innit

 

[matt]

"they're really LOUD and quite agressive"
That'll be the students then.

 

[Stoichkov]

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

They're either Cockchafers or June bugs. Some of them come in stupid sizes and can block out the sun when they fly overhead. Wilkipedia will reveal all.

 

[Commander]

has anyone who plays at the stanley deason noticed the horrendous flying BEASTS that are casually flying around causing havoc?

they're really LOUD and quite agressive.........i've literally not seen them before in my LIFE and am just wondering what on earth they are

I know of these creatures, although I don't know what they are. I played up there for a few years and they always come out around this time. Terrifying, aren't they? My mate got one stuck in his hair.

 

[scooter1]

I think he's talking about the locals.....

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I know of these creatures, although I don't know what they are. I played up there for a few years and they always come out around this time. Terrifying, aren't they? My mate got one stuck in his hair.

needs to put some clothes on .

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Mayflies I think. The little, infact no they're not little, the HUGE buggers are up at Hollingbury Golf course as well. The worst thing about the fuckers is that they fly AT you, not like them normal buzzing flys that go away when you swat at them, they come back for MORE. One landed on my shirt yesterday without me knowing, it was only when I looked down after hearing those strange rhythmic zapping noises that I saw its big GOOGLY eyes staring at me and its pincer type feelers grappling onto my shirt. Scared the WANK out of me. I was flapping like a fish out of water trying to get it off, catapulting my golf bag up into the air in the process. Upon finally getting it off it persisted in ATTACKING me; following me around the next 2 holes buzzing away at me just for its own KICKS.

They really are annoying SHITS.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

another excuse for a shit round of golf

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

one flew past my ear yesterday and it was like there was a f***ing PLANE going past

oh- and they're quite easy to kill, as they're fairly slow and easy to knock out of the air, then once they're down you can give them a good old STAMP

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

one flew past my ear yesterday and it was like there was a f***ing PLANE going past

sounds like you've got a big head or a long neck

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

turienzo,

are you aware that if you get one of these FIENDS in your hair, they remain STUCK there?

you have to CUT off the section of hair where said beast is NESTING to get rid of it.

The MALEVOLENT buggers.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

turienzo,

are you aware that if you get one of these FIENDS in your hair, they remain STUCK there?

you have to CUT off the section of hair where said beast is NESTING to get rid of it.

The MALEVOLENT buggers.

what the f***

whad do you mean they get STUCK there? how on earth do they get STUCK?!

:scared:

 

[The Ringleader]

There down Shoreham beach hundreds of them, I was stopped by the police for drinking on Friday and they were all around, every time one went near me i would jump and shout f***ing HELL which the police didn't like but surely its human instinct

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I have no idea.

No doubt some mischievous technique they conjured up while FEASTING on inferior creatures in their MAMMOTH nests.

 

[Easy 10]

Its THESE bastards you want to watch out for...

That, friends, is a HORSE fly. I got bitten by one a couple of years ago on my shin, and the following day the pain was so bad I couldn't even WALK. Swelled up like a bastard it did. If you see one of them, just RUN.

 

[HG201]

I think he's talking about the locals.....

Beat me to it!