Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
I remember having similarly protacted negotiations before Mrs.Joe finally agreed to take it up the bum.
Quality.
Out of interest - what was your negotiating stance ?
I remember having similarly protacted negotiations before Mrs.Joe finally agreed to take it up the bum.
Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what happened
Quality.
Out of interest - what was your negotiating stance ?
One minute he wants to sign for us then he comes out saying he doesnt want to move away from where he is living now and then is in talks with Norwich, that deal falls through then knowing the window closes in a couple of days and with no club to sign for he thinks 'oh i'll sign for Brighton' who i dont really want to play for as it means moving away...Make your mind up
Negotiations started with a "come one, you know you want to" and quickly moved on to "all the other girls do it, you don't want to feel left out do you?". When these two very reasonable statements were rebutted(?) I upped the ante to "I'll buy you two pairs of those shoes you like, you know, the ones with the big chunky heals" and she gave in. Having a bit of a fetish for shoes I considered it a win/win situation and gave myself a very big pat on the back, especially when she agreed to 'debut' whilst wearing a pair.
Anyway, about this Holroyd chap...........
HJ - Contact the Albion - we need you doing the club negotiations.
Negotiations started with a "come one, you know you want to" and quickly moved on to "all the other girls do it, you don't want to feel left out do you?". When these two very reasonable statements were rebutted(?) I upped the ante to "I'll buy you two pairs of those shoes you like, you know, the ones with the big chunky heals" and she gave in. Having a bit of a fetish for shoes I considered it a win/win situation and gave myself a very big pat on the back, especially when she agreed to 'debut' whilst wearing a pair.
Anyway, about this Holroyd chap...........
Sod Holroyd....this is far more exciting. Got any pics HJNegotiations started with a "come one, you know you want to" and quickly moved on to "all the other girls do it, you don't want to feel left out do you?". When these two very reasonable statements were rebutted(?) I upped the ante to "I'll buy you two pairs of those shoes you like, you know, the ones with the big chunky heals" and she gave in. Having a bit of a fetish for shoes I considered it a win/win situation and gave myself a very big pat on the back, especially when she agreed to 'debut' whilst wearing a pair.
Anyway, about this Holroyd chap...........
So, how did the story end, was it a disaster?
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She loved it of course and we haven't looked back since, well, she hasn't anyway.
strange but good news.
just hope everyone gives this guy a chance, hes already had a fair bit of stick on here before he has even signed.
We do not know the circumstances, so dont just assume he was being greedy!