Holloway Famous Quotes

[Uncle Spielberg]

" I have a lot on common with Blackpool. We both look better in the dark ".

 

[GNF on Tour]

......thats a quote, you said quotes, I feel short-changed.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It is for others to put the other quotes. I liked the pulling Women one.

 

[Robdinho]

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[Skint Gull]

I feckin love Holloway but i've not seen that before, feckin BRILLIANT!

 

[Saint_considerably_richer]

“Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb!”

Look at the prickly little fella down the road at Chelsea. He wants to win everything and we can learn from that. If there were two flies crawling up the wall he'd be desperate to back the winner.

I feel like the nanny trying to calm down the kids. It looks like mum and dad are splitting up and nobody likes that. I hope they get back together. They are the two people who give me stability but they are bickering away like they want a divorce and I'm not going to be their lawyer

 

[HseagullsH]

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[Barrel of Fun]

“My family and I are fine and appreciate everyone's concerns and good thoughts. We are very grateful for the help of the Honolulu Police Department and the support of the local community.”

 

[middletoenail]

Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo: "He's six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking - he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive."

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

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His laugh makes me laugh

 

[Johnny Fever]

"I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal. They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it, too. I suppose that’s one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course, they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin"

 

[cardboard]

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth”

“I reckon the ball was travelling at 400mph, and I bet it burned the keeper's eyebrows off.”

 

[chinners]

absolute legend ian holloway

 

[cardboard]

Why haven't they got cameras? The officials can speak to each other easily enough now. Why aren't we using laptops that are linked up and can give a decision in five seconds? A chimpanzee could do it - with not much training. We might as well go back to being cavemen, grab our girl by the hair, drag her into the cave whether she wants to come in or not because we may as well live in that age. We've come forward, haven't we?"[

"In the first-half we were like the Dog and Duck, in the second-half we were like Real Madrid. We can't go on like that. At full-time I was at them like an irritated Jack Russell."

 

[Captain Haddock]

Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo: "He's six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking - he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive."

Classic!

Can't wait for Ollie to be let loose on the PL!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Classic!

Can't wait for Ollie to be let loose on the PL!

MOTD's viewing figures ought to go up around the time they show Blackpool.

 

[empire]

headline in the press at the weekend,they wont get more than 10points all season,cant see it