Hilarious Ronaldo stat

[Hiney]

He has scored more hat tricks than Chamakh has has Premier League shots.

This is from @überfacts on twitter. If it is true, then it's brilliant

 

[Acker79]

Goals in 2013:

Cristiano Ronaldo - 65
Liverpool - 61
Arsenal - 58
Man City - 56
Chelsea - 54
Man United - 54
Tottenham - 38


EDIT: That was also from twitter.

 

[pasty]

Still a CJTC though.

 

[footychick]

Goals in 2013:

Cristiano Ronaldo - 65
Liverpool - 61
Arsenal - 58
Man City - 56
Chelsea - 54
Man United - 54
Tottenham - 38

Wow!

 

[footychick]

Still a CJTC though.

Cock juggling thunder c**t?

 

[pasty]

Cock juggling thunder c**t?

 

[ShandyH]

I love not having to watch his Narcisistic behaviour in the Premier League. Biggest tart in football. Overshadows any talent he has.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Cock juggling thunder c**t?

Hahahaha

 

[The Wizard]

Ronaldo is a true WORLD CLASS player, look at some of the goals he's scored, left foot, right foot, headers, backheels the lot. For me he is the best all round player in the world but I know that's another debate entirely

 

[W.C.]

I love not having to watch his Narcisistic behaviour in the Premier League. Biggest tart in football. Overshadows any talent he has.

He's a nob, but his talent outshines that.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

He's such an awesome player, and I don't think half as much of a **** as people like to make out.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Goals in 2013:

Cristiano Ronaldo - 65
Liverpool - 61
Arsenal - 58
Man City - 56
Chelsea - 54
Man United - 54
Tottenham - 38


EDIT: That was also from twitter.

To be fair re games then Arsenal + 1 last night?

Ronaldo's Hat Tricks = Palace Goals

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I thought it would actually be something funny, like he has to poo every half time. Disappointed.

 

[Wozza]

Ronaldo is a true WORLD CLASS player

You think? Up there with Rooney?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I don't think half as much of a **** as people like to make out.

Even with that in mind his arrogance is stratospheric.

 

[maltaseagull]

He's such an awesome player, and I don't think half as much of a **** as people like to make out.

I agree. He was brilliant in his last season in England but now seems even better. Pleased Portugal will be going to the world cup ahead of Sweden, purely for the entertainment factor.

 

[Seagull58]

He's twice the **** that people like to make out.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I have actually met him a couple of times, and actually the public persona is completely different to the private one. He is very shy and reticent, but his English is impeccable. Probably better that most of the England team

 

[Simster]

, but his English is impeccable. Probably better that most of the England team

There are Peruvian villages with five year olds who have a better command of English than some of England team.

 

[shaolinpunk]

Even with that in mind his arrogance is stratospheric.

In the words of the great philosopher Kid Rock, "They say 'I'm cocky', and I say what? It ain't braggin' mother****er if ya back it up"