[Albion] Hi There Fellow Seagulls!

[Glawstergull]

hi y'all from the usa. I have been spending the last few years getting into your epl soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a brighton seagulls fan! (hence the name)
i must admit that to begin with i looked at crystal phallus, forgive me they have an eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and i would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in yankees caps!
The leeds have a little following here due to the bielsa thing and the south americans love that, but this last season - if i wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other i would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, i relalized that all the brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus i loved the offensive wide backs in lampty and cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go seagulls!

welcome!

F### ##F!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[Insel affe]

Class

Judging by that poor quality dirge he unleashed on us, I doubt he has been for a while, and who can blame him with all the school shootings.

 

[Swansman]

Swansman?

Nope.

Your Mum, maybe.

 

[bomber130]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

And this is what happens when cousins marry.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

 

[Eeyore]

I think we can smell the covfefe here.

 

[RandyWanger]

Don't feed the trolls

 

[Brian Fantana]

It would be interesting if one of the mods/Bozza could have a look at his IP address.

 

[BNthree]

"I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons."

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Lived in various parts of the US over the last 10 years and no American has ever said ‘runs around like a headless chicken’.

1/10 — must try harder

P.S get out of your bedroom this summer or you will die a virgin.

 

[RexCathedra]

Lived in various parts of the US over the last 10 years and no American has ever said ‘runs around like a headless chicken’.

1/10 — must try harder

P.S get out of your bedroom this summer or you will die a virgin.

It's a fairly common expression at least in New England. Heard it all my life.

Still 1/10, though

 

[American Seagle]

Damn y'all. Is everyone here this happy and welcoming all the time!?

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

It's a fairly common expression at least in England. Heard it all my life.

Still 1/10, though

Fixed your post.

 

[Eeyore]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

It doesn't really help when you post elsewhere in a more literate way.....

FAIL

Go back to your revision.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

What's a Seagle?

 

[dadams2k11]

What's a Seagle?

Put the s at the end and you have eagles.

Sound familiar?

 

[razer]

Damn y'all. Is everyone here this happy and welcoming all the time!?

They're actually not usually this friendly. Think yourself lucky.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

What's a Seagle?

It's when those poor Beagles in the laboratories get a break from smoking cigarettes and having perfume dropped in their eyes, and they're made to mate with a Seagull.

When the resulting hybrid frankenstein animal is born it moves to Croydon, buys a second hand laptop, gets an internet connection, then comes here to post utter drivel on NSC.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

What do you think of Barry Spinnaker from Nottingham Hotspurts? Could he perhaps switch codes to play for the LA Crackheads?