[Albion] Hi There Fellow Seagulls!

[American Seagle]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

 

[Stat Brother]

Schools broken up early = palace.

 

[Change at Barnham]

You've overdone the Soccerball lingo.
That's 30 minutes of your life you'll never get back.

Put away the mobile your parents bought you and enjoy the sunshine or get back to revising for your GCSE's.

1/10

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Careful now. You might need to do a bit more to convince.

 

[Stat Brother]

Careful now. You might need to do a bit more to convince.

Needs to do a lot less!

I can't believe we have to get them tutorials on how to troll.

 

[nicko31]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

Class

 

[Yes Chef]

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands

 

[Icy Gull]

It’s an odd first post but what part of it is being seen as trolling? If it is I’d love to know what team he/she supports.

Is nobody going to say Welcome just in case it’s a genuine post?

Seems very knowledgeable imo

 

[Normal Rob]

What part of the USA do you come from?

 

[Stat Brother]

What part of the USA do you come from?

Croydonville.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

Your first stop was Palace? I’m out

 

[maltaseagull]

Schools broken up early = palace.

Yep!

There is a clue:
Seagle!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Hi y'all from the USA. I have been spending the last few years getting into your EPL soccerball leage and, after great study, have decided to become a Brighton Seagulls fan! (hence the name)
I must admit that to begin with I looked at Crystal Phallus, forgive me they have an Eagle and you know we love that shit here. But, my god, nah, turgid and borrriiiiing. I didn't want a top 6 team either as that is too easy and I would feel like one of y'all when you come over here in Yankees caps!
The Leeds have a little following here due to the Bielsa thing and the South Americans love that, but this last season - if I wanted to watch a load of headless chickens run about and smack the hell out of each other I would just watch football (dumb game man).
Well anyway, I relalized that all the Brighton games were always great fun to watch. I love the style and the changes in formations and tactics and player rotations - it keeps you on your toes! Plus I loved the offensive wide backs in Lampty and Cucurella. That combined with the midfield technical talent had me hooked. But can we get a goalscorer amiright!!!
I am excited for the new season!
Go Seagulls!

You sound like a Wisconsin red neck, or you used to work in the Whitehouse drafting speeches for that gimp, Trump

You've overdone the Soccerball lingo.
That's 30 minutes of your life you'll never get back.

Put away the mobile your parents bought you and enjoy the sunshine or get back to revising for your GCSE's.

1/10

If it is a Croydon tw@t, then I'm amazed at their inglish

 

[Brian Potter]

Sorry sunshine.. Soccer Guy has been doing this stuff for years, and much much better than you.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Americans Eagle

User name says it all.

 

[Justice]

Swansman?

 

[Brok]

Americans Eagle

User name says it all.

American Eagles?

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Those of a certain age might remember that Points Of View parody on Not The Nine O’clock News (?)
Reading aloud that letter in about four different accents. That’s how I read this

 

[A1X]

Those of a certain age might remember that Points Of View parody on Not The Nine O’clock News (?)
Reading aloud that letter in about four different accents. That’s how I read this

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Not this episode, I found this one, I couldn’t find the one I was referring to, maybe I dreamt it!