hey there delilah

[1066gull]

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

 

[Brighton till i die]

thought schools had gone back this week?

 

[Hiney]

My mother said that I never should

Play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood

Their giggling talk I could never understand

And that's why I fell in love with my right hand


And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'


I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed

And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist

It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD

It's available at any time and it's absolutely free


And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'

Oh Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind


I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain

I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat


And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind


He's a wanker, he's a wanker

And it does him good like it bloody well should

He's a wanker, he's a wanker

And he's always pulling his pud'

 

[Braders]

good tune actually - the rest of the album sounds NOTHING like the tune though (best explanation is Boyband-but-good vocals , proper lyrics and Foo's style guitars and drums)

 

[1066gull]

thought schools had gone back this week?

thanks!!

im off to uni ffs

hope they visit they uk next year, so far they are only doing america....

 

[Cian]

That song is one of two at the moment that make me change radio station (that f***ing Sean Kingston one being the other one).

 

[gjh1971]

thanks!!

im off to uni ffs

hope they visit they uk next year, so far they are only doing america....

They have visited the UK on many occasions in the last 6 years. Shame they have their worst single as their biggest hit.

 

[1066gull]

That song is one of two at the moment that make me change radio station (that f***ing Sean Kingston one being the other one).

sean kingston is ok. better than rihanna's umbrella

 

[Cian]

sean kingston is ok. better than rihanna's umbrella

Umbrella has been de-playlisted by the two main radio groups here (Emap and Communicorp) due to popular demand (and a text poll), and as I listen to one Emap and two Communicorp stations mostly... I don't here the shite any more.

 

[7:18]

even better than delilah is "Monsters Under The Bed" by Eugene McGuinness

 

[Brighton till i die]

thanks!!

im off to uni ffs

fuuuuuuuucking HELL - i am so sorry - i thought you were like 11

 

[JJ McClure]

sean kingston is ok.

No Sean Kingston is f***ing pony

Quite like the Delilah song though and the parody by Kevin Tor is pretty funny.