[Misc] Hey Lefties!

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Lefties are the finest of all society, that's just how it is.

Although I'm one of the bad ones, I write left handed, play pool and snooker left handed as well. But tennis and darts are right handed. I can't throw left handed either, it feels totally wrong. I'm also natural kicking a football (badly and inaccurately) with both feet. Ambidextrous and ambipedal!

Show off.

Key question is this.

Do you dress to the left or right?

Actually, that's between you and your clutter. I''m out. OUT!

 

[jimhigham]

Anybody else here familiar with The Meaning of Liff? A fabulous book by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, which took all those words hanging around doing nothing (place names) and put them to good use.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Southwick. A left handed wanker.

Sorry Attila.