[Albion] Hey ho, here he goes, he's a little too quick, you're a little too slow, tippy

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

To the tune of Robbie Williams 'Candy'. Sorry, have had this stuck in my head for the last few months, even have the girlfriend bellowing it out - who's not into football at all (despite my best efforts). I remember this was suggested a whole back but couldn't find it searching on tapatalk.

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

 

[drew]

But he's not quick!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Quick in thought?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Quick in the mind, quick with his feet. It's not about speed in a straight line. The lyrics have been long thought out and are deep and meaningful...


Errr....

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Not so keen on the tippy tappy line, but like it, catchy.

 

[hybrid_x]

really good!

 

[drew]

Don't normally add to these things but transpose Tippy Tappy with 'A flick of the foot and a wundergoal' might be better.

 

[narly101]

sooo good - need that on Saturday. :clap

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Don't normally add to these things but transpose Tippy Tappy with 'A flick of the foot and a wundergoal' might be better.

yes I like it. You and Zamora are the new Lloyd-webber and Rice

 

[Paxton Dazo]

You, my friend, need to go & support Fulham.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

You, my friend, need to go & support Fulham.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I think he's saying in a vague way that he's not keen on your song and as your user name is a Fulham player you should go away.

 

[brightn'ove]

I think he's saying in a vague way that he's not keen on your song and as your user name is a Fulham player you should go away.

Odd, considering Zamora plays for QPR.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

At least we can't possibly sing it faster than it's meant to be sung

 

[GingerBeerMan]

At least we can't possibly sing it faster than it's meant to be sung

Imagine that, It'd be like one long word:

Heyhoherehegoeshesalittletooquick etc

 

[supaseagull]

yes I like it. You and Zamora are the new Lloyd-webber and Rice

Yeah - Just a shame it's Julian and Anneka!

 

[MattBackHome]

To the tune of Robbie Williams 'Candy'. Sorry, have had this stuck in my head for the last few months, even have the girlfriend bellowing it out - who's not into football at all (despite my best efforts). I remember this was suggested a whole back but couldn't find it searching on tapatalk.

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

Love it. I'm IN.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I think he's saying in a vague way that he's not keen on your song and as your user name is a Fulham player you should go away.

On my screen his name just comes up with 6 boxes, it was more to do with the song.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Original:
Hey ho, here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick, you're a little too slow
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

First two lines are great. Perfect in fact (except he's not quick).But "got no self-esteem" doesn't go into "tippy tappy" in a million years. That line MUST change before I give this my full backing.

(nice original, easy to sing, not too long song though! )

 

[OSRGull]

Cringey as ****.