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He's coming! Is it a bird, is it a plane......no it's KAZENGA LUALUA



Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
You dozy lot.

He's already here
 

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Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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If it's like the Roland Bergkamp signing Paul Camlin will be sent to get him and drive him down from Gatwick. So we need someone to get to the AMEX follow Paul out to Gatwick and park where he does. Then get camera ready to record the moment he gets back to the car!

Meanwhile at the AMEX we need a few people on the ground. Last time with Roland they parked in the bottom car park and walked up to the main offices. Suspect with KLL they may drop off at the main reception to avoid the now open shop.
 


DTES

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Jul 7, 2003
6,022
London
There are loads more famous people than LuaLua that aren't verified but are legit accounts.

Indeed - I'm not saying it's definitely fake, just that it isn't definitely real, either.

Of course if someone has some real proof that it's real then I'll be very happy to see it :) (NB - saying "Trust me, it's 100% real" doesn't count as 'proof')
 


Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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I'm pretty sure it his him, the spelling is pretty spacky, which is a sign of a footballer. Also chats to alot of other newcastle youth / reserve players and random slags from newcastle. All the signs are there!
 


Giraffe

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Indeed - I'm not saying it's definitely fake, just that it isn't definitely real, either.

Of course if someone has some real proof that it's real then I'll be very happy to see it :) (NB - saying "Trust me, it's 100% real" doesn't count as 'proof')

Trust me, it's 100% real
 












drew

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Oct 3, 2006
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Burgess Hill
All this and he's only coming down for weekend in Brighton because the Newcastle crew are off to USA. Maybe he's bringing Joey Barton with him!!!!
 


Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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Solitaire: A man comes. He travels quickly. He has purpose. He comes over water. He travels with others. He will tantalise opposition. He brings skill and speed.


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Katanga: I was expecting Kazenga Lua Lua, not that honky Andy Naylor!
 








SeagullEd

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Jan 18, 2008
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But didnt it say on that supposed 'real' twitter account he was 'signing today' a couple of days ago... ?
 


Northstander

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Oct 13, 2003
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I've just received a text from my mate who works at Gatwick, He's just seen a black man who looks like a footballer in North Terminal!

He's here!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:punk:
 




Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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I've just received a text from my mate who works at Gatwick, He's just seen a black man who looks like a footballer in North Terminal!

He's here!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:punk:

Too early and wrong terminal......
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,634
Just do your job ... arrest Kaz on suspicion of something. Escort him to your car and get all the inside before he signs

Oi, I'm not one of those dodgy Met officers who can be bought, you know :)

Any observations I may or may not make as to who is or isn't in the airport this afternoon will be strictly professional and in the public interest, you understand :wink:
 




byf

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Sep 26, 2003
4,034
Bournemouth
So which one of you geeks is going to keep us in the loop & get there for 4pm in arrivals?
 








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