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[Offers] Her Majesty The Queens Platinum Jubilee - Official Thread



crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
14,062
Lyme Regis
Think the nations celebrations which will be taking place next week and weekend deserve a thread of their own. It all kicked off yesterday with MP's before their recess dedicating an entire session in the House of Commons yesterday to pay individual tributes to Her Majesty The Queen.

The PM Boris Johnson described her as 'Elizabeth the Great' and described his weekly audiences with Her Majesty as 'immensely comforting'.

Sir Beer Starmer paid tribute by saying “We celebrate her not just for representing our great nation, but for making it greater still. We celebrate her not just for being our Queen, but for being a Queen for all her people and reigning over us with such grace.”

Lindsay Hoyle the Speaker for the House nailed it on behalf of the whole country by saying “Platinum is the appropriate epithet for this jubilee. It is one of the purest of the precious metals. It is rare, durable, and enormously valued. For 70 years, Your Majesty has profoundly demonstrated all these qualities. On behalf of all the members of the House of Commons and the entire nation, may I thank you wholeheartedly for all that you have done, are doing and will do for the good of our country.”

:bowdown:

Here in Lyme we are having a torchlight procession next Thursday to give thanks to Her Majesty and then a huge fireworks display over the Cobb to celebrate all she has done and continues to do for us. On Sunday we are holding a huge jubilee picnic in the afternoon where Mrs Crodo is producing some special baked goods with proceeds going to the fund to buy the Queen a new yacht and in the evening we are holding a concert on the beach featuring some rousing British songs and a special rendition of Happy Birthday featuring the On The Market.com choir and our good friends Polly and Giles.

:clap:

The highlight of the nationwide celebrations look like the Platinum Jubilee Party at the Palace featuring some of the very best and biggest names in music today and over the Queens reign featuring Queen (and a very special surprise from Brian May), Cliff Richard, Lulu, Mabel, Sam Smith, Jess Glynne and Diversity. Some of the biggest celebrities including David Beckham, Alec Scott, Stephen Mulhern, Judi Dench and Lenny Henry will pay tribute to her.
 
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marcos3263

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Oct 29, 2009
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Fishersgate and Proud
I read that but in my head substituted the Queen with Crodo and it still worked.

Your cheerful threads show what a national treasure you are - and if anything the queen should be knighting you for your services to ..well positivity if nothing else.

Three cheers for Crodo!!
 


Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004
30,730
Bexhill-on-Sea
Late fitness test will be required for the Queen, Prince Andrew likely to miss it following suspension, although may be overturned. No news on the return of one grandson following his transfer to LA.

Oi Crodo where is most famous supporter thread
 








Muzzman

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Jul 8, 2003
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Herr Tubthumper

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Bold Seagull

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Mar 18, 2010
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If I was single, I would think the Jubilee Flower Crown Workshop in Southwich would not be a bad event to attend.

I'm not, so it probably is.
 




Wrong-Direction

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By all means enjoy yourself but don't forget you're still just a peasant.

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Tony Towner's Fridge

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By all means enjoy yourself but don't forget you're still just a peasant.

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always worth trotting out the narrative of scene 3 of Monty Python's Holy Grail


ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Old Man, sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind
you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma
which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!
If there's ever going to be any progress--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me,
you saw it didn't you?



Truly superb!


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