Her Majesty The Queen

[Deleted User X18H]

Shhh....

 

[El Presidente]

.....it

 

[Philzo-93]

Her christmas tree was shockingly bad. Put some f***ing tinsel on the bloody tree for f*** woman.

 

[Doris_Maywheather]

Her christmas tree was shockingly bad. Put some f***ing tinsel on the bloody tree for f*** woman.

Hadn’t you noticed that we’re in a recession and even the queen has to make cuts, even more so next year as the government are looking to cut her public money.

 

[Meade's Ball]

It's nice to see a woman with a platinum-plated spine talk down to the country that pays her to keep her riches and wills her to fly the world by balloon or air-beast and stare on those in need as she chortles smugly of the good old days when no one complained much and just died instead like decent people of the mannered ages did or when there weren't machines that sometimes made Her hear them wheeze or yelp. Then we round it all off with them people with the funny drums. How novel that they played her anthem. Well done to them and long may they timpanise their quaint thoughts.
Thanks, The Queen, you are a pungent smear on my dreary national identity i am growing used to smelling. We, as a people, understand how you understand us and our struggles; how we like things to look polished too and perhaps have to degrade ourselves to buy mutlipacks of Mr Sheen to spray a niceness on our plasticated trinkets; how the 30 or so dogs we each keep can perish and not so easily be replaced like they used to be, especially Lawrence, the frigid, flatulent one with the look of surprise whenever a bitch approached him suggestively and desperately; how we soon won't afford to keep the guards on the gates of our closed-off estates and perhaps have to hire men from another land to stand around and look tough to keep beggars and salesmen away, guns perched atop scalp beneath those foot-high ursine hats; how we're all dark on the inside and can't fund our treatments as we once did by intercourse or brandy or gambling with those beneath us' lives hysterically.
Good luck to you and live long, you merciless old wench of ours. Ah whatever.

 

[Doris_Maywheather]

People forget that the 20 million tourists to our once great country do so to visit Buckingham palace and Windsor castle as the queen lives there. If it wasn’t for the queen then we wouldn’t get that many, i.e., less visitors, less money. And tourism would diminish and hotels would suffer and so would tour busses and the list goes on.
People bang on about how she is posh and shouldn’t receive public money but without her then the country would suffer more.

 

[Meade's Ball]

People forget that the 20 million tourists to our once great country do so to visit Buckingham palace and Windsor castle as the queen lives there. If it wasn’t for the queen then we wouldn’t get that many, i.e., less visitors, less money. And tourism would diminish and hotels would suffer and so would tour busses and the list goes on.
People bang on about how she is posh and shouldn’t receive public money but without her then the country would suffer more.

Nope, we could hire lookalikes for much cheaper and keep the myth of royalty going. With enough of them they could be everywhere at once and add some magic to their glittering ways. We could all vote for the storylines we'd most like a royal family member to be involved in that year, and off the seemalikes trot to carry out our wishes. I'd go for Edward in a pub brawl as his latest local theatre pap gets panned equally by the press and public alike, and he decides to "go normal" for a night and drink his sorrows away. We could have another Edward ready to take on public appearances afterwards as the bruised and battered one would be no good for business.
If i find out some media guru reads this and uses this idea...

 

[Doris_Maywheather]

Let’s hope Labour loses the next general election otherwise we’ll become a republic state, gone the pound and have the useless one eyed fat thick Scottish monster as the president of the United Kingdom, heaven forbid.

The Labour party are hell bent on ridding our once great nation of the queen and making us the laughing stock of the world. I should rephrase that as we're already are.

 

[NMH]

People forget that the 20 million tourists to our once great country do so to visit Buckingham palace and Windsor castle as the queen lives there. If it wasn’t for the queen then we wouldn’t get that many, i.e., less visitors, less money. And tourism would diminish and hotels would suffer and so would tour busses and the list goes on.
People bang on about how she is posh and shouldn’t receive public money but without her then the country would suffer more.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; we could take it in turns to be Queenies and make waves in gloves and snotty-arsed speeches for der fatherland which sank decades ago except for the vital "oh aren't they quaint if you don't get to know them for the maggoty-chav-riddled festering age-d stinking cheese that they actually are, whinging with gobby beerygut malcontents" that keeps the yanks mindful of our alliance and the Poles of our loopholes for money-laundering schemes. Etcetera.

The queen is an odd habit that we support. She doesn't lay eggs like ant royalty, so

 

[Doris_Maywheather]

The queen is an odd habit that we support. She doesn't lay eggs like ant royalty, so

The old habit is called history and something that this socialist government (Labour) are trying so hard to dismantle in the name of political correctness.

 

[clapham_gull]

Just waiting for the "contributes to tourism" rubbish.....

If someone can point me to some proper research where they have conducted an exit interview with every tourist, asking them whether they would consider visiting the country if we had an elected head of state I'd love to read it.

 

[clapham_gull]

.. oh and quickly followed by the Labour Party wants to get rid of them nonsense as well.

Probably a few too many Sherries I'd imagine.

I seem to recall a recent Prime Minister who couldn't stand the Royal Family and by all accounts the feeling was mutual.

Step forward (but watch the icy pavement and the armed police officer) Lady T.

 

[The Large One]

Let’s hope Labour loses the next general election otherwise we’ll become a republic state, gone the pound and have the useless one eyed fat thick Scottish monster as the president of the United Kingdom, heaven forbid.

The Labour party are hell bent on ridding our once great nation of the queen and making us the laughing stock of the world. I should rephrase that as we're already are.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. etc.

 

[Doris_Maywheather]

Couldn't give a f***. Labour will lose the next election and it'll be law that you can't scrap the pound and the Queen will be head of state for the foreseeable future.

Labour will be in the wilderness for decades to come and our country will be put back into the hands of the ENGLISHMAN!

 

[bhadebenhams]

Let’s hope Labour loses the next general election otherwise we’ll become a republic state, gone the pound and have the useless one eyed fat thick Scottish monster as the president of the United Kingdom, heaven forbid.

The Labour party are hell bent on ridding our once great nation of the queen and making us the laughing stock of the world. I should rephrase that as we're already are.

I think Dick Knight (LIAR!!!!) is a Labour supporter, first he gets rid of Dean Wilkins (OWN TEETH!!!!!!) and now he is going to have the QUEEN (HER MAJ!!!!!) assassinated and pay the Jackal (He's done it BEFORE!!!!) kill off our Liz and pay him with the money stolen from the 1983 Cup Final, before NATIONALISING Falmer stadium under Gordon Brown (CHUBBY!!!!!) and converting it into a giant Sea World and populate it with DK's dolphins from his villa in Spain (FOREIGN COUNTRY!!!!) .

You must vote for David Cameron (NICE TOFF!!!!) to save the country and he will reappoint Dean Wilkins next summer when Poyet (you can't trust someone whose first language is not ENGLISH) is back in his home country watching the World Cup in South Africa in Cape Town.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Shhh....

Tim you really are a sad facist Tory bully boy. I bet you hate negroes and negresses in the comfort of your own home amongst family and friends and fail to acknowledge Dickinson's goals (rare as they may be) on your 09/10 BHA Goal Wall chart.

 

[clapham_gull]

Brilliant.

Usual misunderstanding of how the class system operates in this country.

The Royals would be far happier with a son of a miner in number ten, than Hyacinth Bucket or another middle class social climber.

Oh well, keep docking your cap happy in the knowledge they can't stand the sight of you.

 

[Philzo-93]

Hadn’t you noticed that we’re in a recession and even the queen has to make cuts, even more so next year as the government are looking to cut her public money.

No need to go PC Doris. However, surely there must be some tinsel in her loft somewhere? Hasn't she heard of reusing?

If the government could be bothered to reuse certain materials maybe we wouldn't in a recession for soo bloody long!

 

[Doris_Maywheather]

You must vote for David Cameron (NICE TOFF!!!!) to save the country

So Labours front bench arent?

 

[highway61]

Sorry everybody, but err,uhmm, i like the Queen.....beats hasty retreat from NSC and sets dvd to watch Outside Edge....