Hemed Tomer - tomorrow night

[Steve Foster]

Tomorrow night, the missus & I are meeting our new centre forward for dinner. Once I have asked him if he knows where the FA Cup millions are & given him an hour of my time retelling the bitter rivalry between BHA & them up the road - what clean questions would NSC folk like me to ask?

I'll ask him as many as I can & will post back here on Saturday.

 

[Dan Aitch]

How does he feel about his name being an anagram of 'mothered me', and will he take good care of us?

 

[Ernest]

Is he CIRCUMSTISED ?

 

[Biscuit]

My first question is a two parter. I hope that's OK.

Do you go to the movies often? And if so, which arm rest is yours?

If you could only keep one possession, what would it be (other than his new Brighton shirt presumably)?

 

[StonehamPark]

Ask for his thoughts regarding BHA fans singing 'Israeli Men' to the tune of 'It's Raining Men'.

 

[Frutos]

Hopefully when you do meet him, you'll manage to get his name the right way round.

 

[LamieRobertson]

What does he think about the latest proposed deal with Iran and Benjamin Netanyahu being a nutcase

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Is he a Donny Osmond or David Cassidy man?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Barber: In or OUT?

 

[Nathan]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

 

[Triggaaar]

Is he the special?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Does he leave his door open at night? And if so, does he own a dog?

 

[Wellesley]

Is it safe?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How does he feel about his name being an anagram of 'mothered me', and will he take good care of us?

Until proven otherwise, I will go all dyslexic and call him Timid Homer

 

[NooBHA]

Is he CIRCUMSTISED ?

LOL LOL LOL LOL - The most Hypothetical question ever asked, I would have thought - BUT HILARIOUS none the less

 

[Iamapen15]

Oh, oh I've a couple of questions...

- You have 17 white footballs and 17 blue footballs in a bag, and you remove 2 at a time. If the two are the same colour, add in one extra blue football. If they are different colours, add in a red football. What colour is the final ball removed?

- Describe the texture of blancmange to somebody who couldn't feel.

And

- How would you proceed to measure the height of a building with a barometer?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Tomorrow night, the missus & I are meeting our new centre forward for dinner.:

I bloody knew it!

Is this what happened with Chris Holroyd...........

 

[lawros left foot]

Honey Badger or Mantis Shrimp?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Have you invited his mate, Mr Kayal Beram?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Please be sure to inform our new signing that the Sabbath is decided at short notice by SKY.