Help "The Community Stadium" sound a bit better by suggesting crapper names

[Barrel of Fun]

Seeing as I am due a windfall of CDF9,000,000,000 (Congolese Francs) courtesy of Mr Papaya Um Bongo, who incidentally is trapped in the darkest depths of the jungle, I shall sponsor and name it after him.

Personally I don't care what it is called. Stadium names are old hat nowadays. You can't recreate a name (like The Goldstone) that means something to you. I won't be an utter twonk like many of the Newcastle fans and stage a protest, demanding a return of the original name, particularly when £2m is at stake.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Squawk Park.

Tesco Dome

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Gareth Barry Transfer Fiasco Stadium

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The Twin Villages Arena - 'Where Bat And Vehicle Collide'

*Desperately attempts to mop cascade of tea from keyboard*

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Seeing as I am due a windfall of CDF9,000,000,000 (Congolese Francs) courtesy of Mr Papaya Um Bongo, who incidentally is trapped in the darkest depths of the jungle, I shall sponsor and name it after him.

Personally I don't care what it is called. Stadium names are old hat nowadays. You can't recreate a name (like The Goldstone) that means something to you. I won't be an utter twonk like many of the Newcastle fans and stage a protest, demanding a return of the original name, particularly when £2m is at stake.

That what I dont get, yep its a shit name but it will allow them to buy a player and everyone will still call in St James, and its not like Newcastle are not already the joke of the English league

 

[Simster]

The big hand big eared comedy statue stadium

 

[zakura]

Public Enquiry Stadium
Public enquiry stadium
Lewes Council Stadium

 

[-gully-]

The Priestfield 2 Stadium

Maybe we could build it in france as its a bit closer

Le Stade Priestfield Duex

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The Forfars 'Fresh' Stadium..

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Stadium Of Jiggery-Pokery

 

[-gully-]

The "What do you mean the games called off again due to fog complex"

 

[Martinf]

The 'We still haven't forgiven Spurs and Southampton for that draw back in 19 hundred and frozen to death stadium'.

 

[Notters]

The "haha your village is now part of the bloody great Brighton Urban Area Conurbation" stadium.

 

[brightonlass2009]

"The Focus Diy arena"
How Crap is that
I Think we should count ourselves lucky

It was only a matter of time

 

[Martinf]

The naughty noo noo has pissed in your pond stadium

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The South Downs Blot On The Landscape Arena (sponsored by FAONB)

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That what I dont get, yep its a shit name but it will allow them to buy a player and everyone will still call in St James, and its not like Newcastle are not already the joke of the English league

Exactly. For goodness sake, they are getting £2m for nothing. That would be the revenue for most of League Two sides, I reckon.

Considering they have been living off commercialism ever since the 'invention of the top flight' and allowed them to build a bigger stadium and miraculously pick up thousands more fans along the way... Twonks.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The f*** Off You Bunch Of Hooligans Stadium

 

[-gully-]

The "The only place left in Brighton that isnt covered in Travellers stadium" or lack of movement travellers

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The Albion Kebabs Stadium