HELP! - My iPad has been lost and I have a PHOTO of the guy who might have it

[TWOCHOICEStom]

See the Daily Mail lying as usual... I'm no way that fat in real life....

 

[BadFish]

I love the way 'The Mail' describe the man as 'smirking'.

I am quite surprised they didn't describe the hat as a "Burka"!

 

[Caveman]

It's on the Daily Mail website now!!!

Software engineer attempts to track down missing iPad - after receiving bizarre pictures from its camera two hours after 'thief' took device | Mail Online

Crazy. Good work!

 

[Wozza]

"I noticed a picture of a dog, which I thought was a bit weird as I don’t have a dog."

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

"I noticed a picture of a dog, which I thought was a bit weird as I don’t have a dog."

Seems they worked quite hard on the wording... Oh no wait its EXACTLY the same as yahoo

 

[Tummy Burger]

Who exactly has Blinds on the outside of their window ?. Caravan ?.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It's on the Daily Mail website now!!!

Software engineer attempts to track down missing iPad - after receiving bizarre pictures from its camera two hours after 'thief' took device | Mail Online

Software engineer? Very disappointing. I was hoping for 'Up and coming musician'. The bubble has been burst

 

[Gangsta]

Tom,

This is by far the funniest thing you have ever done. It kind of makes up for all the crap jokes over the years. I eagerly await the next update.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Software engineer? Very disappointing. I was hoping for 'Up and coming musician'. The bubble has been burst

Must admit, the software engineer bit made me think, "oh well..." too.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

'Every icloud has a silver lining.'

Bet you this is the headline for the story in the redtops.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Software engineer? Very disappointing. I was hoping for 'Up and coming musician'. The bubble has been burst

I know! Outrageous! I was hoping for ROCK SUPERSTAR

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Who exactly has Blinds on the outside of their window ?. Caravan ?.

Thik they're those shutters you get abroad which can be closed from the inside.

 

[cloud]

if found and kept is that an offence ?

Yes, Larceny

You can't take anything that someone could conceivably go to a police station and ask for back. So if someone lost a £50 note in the park, in theory they might report it lost. If it was a fiver, then probably finders keepers. Unless the note is brand new ina wadge with the serial numbers intact, in which case it's also recognisable.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Must admit, the software engineer bit made me think, "oh well..." too.

And me.

 

[Birdie Boy]

This is brilliant, I know a lot of villians but unfortunately I don't recognise this one. He must be from outside Shoreham/Southwick!

 

[NMH]

I don't know how you chaps can get into this story, with THIS on the same link;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-reveals-woman-27--I-TWO-vaginas.html

Though - it could also describe any mother of a palace supporter

 

[WildWood]

I don't know how you chaps can get into this story, with THIS on the same link;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-reveals-woman-27--I-TWO-vaginas.html

Though - it could also describe any mother of a palace supporter

She's fit as well!!! In fact shes that fit she probably needs both.....

 

[saltdeanseagull1]

This is amasing, I have just sat here and read through all 13 pages, you must nail the fooker with all this interest, is it in the nationals tommorow? Keep us posted.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Looks like we've found the guy then. Andrew Hasson - cheeky beggar even tried to copyright the picture he took of himself!

 

[Woodchip]

Looks like we've found the guy then. Andrew Hasson - cheeky beggar even tried to copyright the picture he took of himself!

What a cock.

Sent from my phone cause I can