Help me i need a girl friend

[element]

My friends from uni have told me to hit Tru in town because of all the slags i can pull, is it worth giving it a try?

You can't call the ladies that go in Tru 'slags' my friend...

Chastity personified each and every one of them, and you would have to wait to the wedding night to enjoy carnal knowledge with your chosen lady

 

[csider]

riddle and fins. end of thread, or if nice weather, due south

taken 3 ladies there and all have been WELL impressed, so much so I f***ed all of em.......not on the same night mind!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

When my friend comes down for the day in a few weeks, we're going for lunch in St Anns Well Park, getting a bus out to the marina (well, just past and then walking back via the undercliff walk), taking the Volks Railway back to the Pier, spending an hour or so on there before going into the sea life centre. After that we'll get something to eat and then go and see her favourite band play live in Audio.

Whatever you do, don't bore her like I'm going to bore my friend! But she gave me a tour around Swindon, so we'll be even.

Blimey, thanks for this.

Is she a Swindon fan?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

When my friend comes down for the day in a few weeks, we're going for lunch in St Anns Well Park, getting a bus out to the marina (well, just past and then walking back via the undercliff walk), taking the Volks Railway back to the Pier, spending an hour or so on there before going into the sea life centre. After that we'll get something to eat and then go and see her favourite band play live in Audio.

Whatever you do, don't bore her like I'm going to bore my friend! But she gave me a tour around Swindon, so we'll be even.

You met online didn't you?

 

[Uncle Buck]

You met online didn't you?

Is there another way?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

f*** off you mess

 

[Uncle Buck]

f*** off you mess

Mess made online...

 

[Nottseagull]

yer dont think this is me lunch in the box do yer ? yer aving a f***ing laugh.. oh no, its full of cash.... for me lunch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :braders::braders::braders::braders::braders::braders:

That box contains condoms, love lube and Rhyhipnol.

 

[Southampton Pez]

Ok it looks like im gunna take her to tru, i asked her what she thinks of it and she said its brill. so it looks like im gunna laid or at least get fishy fingers.

 

[bright1064]

Ok it looks like im gunna take her to tru, i asked her what she thinks of it and she said its brill. so it looks like im gunna laid or at least get fishy fingers.

Classy!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Who said romance was dead?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Tru is the most chaviest place in Brighton, do you want your head kicked in I certainly wouldn't take her there....

 

[bright1064]

I don't think a nightclub is a good idea for a date anyway. I know it's nice to let the lady choose and all that, but if she wants to go to Tru for a date then I'm afraid the danger signs would be ringing for me.

Still, you might get your end away, which you seem rather pleased about.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I don't think a nightclub is a good idea for a date anyway. I know it's nice to let the lady choose and all that, but if she wants to go to Tru for a date then I'm afraid the danger signs would be ringing for me.

Still, you might get your end away, which you seem rather pleased about.

She might be a walking STD for all he knows.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Tru is the most chaviest place in Brighton, do you want your head kicked in I certainly wouldn't take her there....

Kevin. Forgive me if I am wrong, but I thought you frequented Tru, going from your previous posts.

 

[bright1064]

By the way, as someone who doesn't eat fish, does it really taste like girls?

Very clever.

I see what you've done there!

 

[OzMike]

Moshi Moshi, never failed to impress, just do a crash coures in chopsticks and then teach her if she can't use them, should break the ice.

 

[Austrian Gull]

I hope Southampton Pez becomes a regular contributor to our fine forum.