Help! I work next to a Palace fan

[Aquilaugh]

Start humming GOSBTS. Wind him up.

Would be just like a home game then, not many seem to know the words.

 

[Elvis]

Just post his e-mail address on here and we'll do it for you!

You can just sit there whilst he recieves continual mails from bored mid season Albion fans.

Come to think of it get his phone number and address!!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Would be just like a home game then, not many seem to know the words.

At least there is more than 8 of us eh?
Looking forward to seeing this become reality in a few weeks time?

 

[Aquilaugh]

Be there for him. He's going to have a lot of trauma to deal with because of the relegation next season.

You all said that last season, how did the runners up to you do this season ? oh yes they're in the Premiership now.

 

[Aquilaugh]

At least there is more than 8 of us eh?
Looking forward to seeing this become reality in a few weeks time?

Another one that believes everything he reads in the paper, how's Michael Owen getting on ? oh hang on that report was false.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Another one that believes everything he reads in the paper, how's Michael Owen getting on ? oh hang on that report was false.

It's not after reading stuff in the paper, it's just the way your "talented youngsters" seem to go.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Tell everyone in the office that back in the UK he is on the sex offenders register.

 

[Madam Cholet]

In my last job, my boss was a Palace fan (I was a Wimbledon STH at the time and it was a half-arsed rivalry, but a rivalry nonetheless). His desk was behind mine so he could see my screen whenever I left my desk. My screensaver said in very large letters "PALACE ARE CRAP". Simple but effective.

 

[Johnnyboy]

Please help me...I've got a Palace fan sitting on the next desk to me.

What can I do about this? Obviously I'm onto human resources about it already but any other advice on how to deal with this nasty, barely tolerable situation gratefully received.

Sorry in this situation you are beyond help!! I suggest you run away quickly!

 

[philsussex]

Put it in a glass cabinet. There aren't many of its species left these days.

 

[pauli cee]

my new apprentice is a palace fan,
but after a month or so of constant abuse, he's decided to become an albion fan during work hours, (does that make him slightly plastic?),
it has taken a lot of fun out of my work days now tho......

 

[smeariestbat]

If his name is Alan you could swap the key for letter A on his keyboard with the letter C. Swap the letter L for the letter O and swap the letter N for the letter K. Then everytime he writes his name at the end of an email it will spell "Cock".

Obviously there's a pretty good chance his name isn't Alan though.

could work with adam?

 

[LukeOwen]

http://t.co/jxHFqImN
Show him this

 

[British Grenadier]

In my last job, my boss was a Palace fan (I was a Wimbledon STH at the time and it was a half-arsed rivalry, but a rivalry nonetheless). His desk was behind mine so he could see my screen whenever I left my desk. My screensaver said in very large letters "PALACE ARE CRAP". Simple but effective.

 

[Gonzo]

Ask him if he knows of any decent groupon deals doing the rounds.

 

[Gonzo]

Or just punch him in the face.