Help - I just sold my dad's car and I'm only 9 years old!

[carteater]

Okay I'll stop now...

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

What about your Mum, I bet Shelby angry.

Beat you to Shelby already, which Mustang.

 

[atfc village]

This thread is a Mini Moke

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Did you give the person you sold it to the Kia?

Genius!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

You'd hope, but then he could also declare that 'he's Nissan of mine'.

Oi - already done that one!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Okay I'll stop now...

Don't blame you - you must be EXHAUSTed!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

It was a dark, lonely night locked in the LADA but I managed to send a plea, via The Beach Boys, to a major Japanese car manufacturer.

That's right, I asked them to "Help me Honda, help, help me Honda"!

 

[prawnsarnies]

Bet your dad be on the PISTON ight .

 

[prawnsarnies]

My dad was speechless he just went Ho Hummer

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Oi - already done that one!

Sorry, I didn't have a Lada time to check the thread first, apologies!

 

[prawnsarnies]

Mum will cheer him up, she'll make him a couple of ROLLS.

 

[Return of the Rev]

A tooth for a tooth! send him up to bed for da train set!

 

[Triggaaar]

If he gets away with this, we can have a Fiesta.

I hope you don't have to Dodge punches that he throws at you in anger.

Let's hope his dad's not a Boxer. I Dino if the OP has made this up. If it's true though, I'll be Impreza.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He's going to kill me - what should I do?

There but for the brace of cod...

 

[Mowgli37]

There but for the brace of cod...

Come on, there's no plaice for fish puns on this thread.

 

[StonehamPark]

There but for the brace of cod...

Come on, there's no plaice for fish puns on this thread.

No need to post puns for the halibut.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Come on, there's no plaice for fish puns on this thread.

Apologies. My bad Only defence I can offer up is that, being a non-driver, I was floundering for car puns.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Apologies. My bad Only defence I can offer up is that, being a non-driver, I was floundering for car puns.

As a non-driver, do you get around on a SKATE board?

 

[Mowgli37]

Apologies. My bad Only defence I can offer up is that, being a non-driver, I was floundering for car puns.

No worries, it wasn't bad, cod do batter though.

 

[dazzer6666]

You really sold your folk's wagon ?