Help....entertaining a two year old

[drew]

Surely you could use your contacts, strap his forward facing car seat into one of your company cars and make out that your recording the next series of Police, Camera, Action.

 

[Mowgli]

If only Pirates Deep was still around.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Edna,Do what others do,take him to a supermarket and let him scream his head off!......joking!

 

[vegster]

You need.....

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

What happened to the old fashioned ways Strong rope and masking tape....they thrive on it.

This sounds very, very rapey.

Make a den

2 year olds in Bolton might set up crack dens, but down south, we have more class.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

If you can manage a train journey to London, the Science and Natural History museums are good. Water area for 2-6s in the lower part of the SM and I assume the dinosuars are still in the NH. A bit of a trek but they are free and most kids like a train journey.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My 20 month year old niece can vouch for Monkey Bizness being great fun, if she could string a sentence together. The weather is supposedly grim again, so I reckon that is your best bet. Another vote here!

 

[backson]

Never mind all this expensive going-out rubbish, just keep making farty noises, keeps them amused for hours

 

[drew]

If you can manage a train journey to London, the Science and Natural History museums are good. Water area for 2-6s in the lower part of the SM and I assume the dinosuars are still in the NH. A bit of a trek but they are free and most kids like a train journey.

To be honest, I'd save those for when they are a bit older and can appreciate them just a little more. If you want the kid to play with water, just have a water fight in the back gardern.

 

[Dominoid]

Draw ears on your testicles, a little nose and some whiskers on the bell end and twist your pubes into dreads. Hey presto: Rastamouse!