[Humour] Help Cheshire Police solve the crime of the century

[Guinness Boy]

Good to see Sky News highlighting this unbelievable crime. Brighton fans in particular know all about the dangers of luzzing plastic bottles at inanimate objects.

And well done for clearing up all your rapes and murders first

 

[herecomesaregular]

It's well known that removing number plates and stealing washing off a line are early indicators of a serial killer, so it's good to see the Police going full Minority Report on this occasion.

 

[bhafc99]

Haven’t they got enough on their plate already?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Breaking News from Runcorn And Widnes World...

20-year-old Widnes woman arrested after number plate taken off police car

A WIDNES woman has been arrested after a number plate was taken off a police car.

www.runcornandwidnesworld.co.uk

 

[nwgull]

What's the problem? They have reasonably clear CCTV footage of someone comitting a crime and damaging a police car that'll require public funds to repair. Easy win for the police social media admin to put it out there in the hope that someone identifies her; it's not as if it'll take up valuable police time.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Good to see Sky News highlighting this unbelievable crime. Brighton fans in particular know all about the dangers of luzzing plastic bottles at inanimate objects.

And well done for clearing up all your rapes and murders first

ACAB

All CopCars Are Bottled.

 

[Guinness Boy]

What's the problem? They have reasonably clear CCTV footage of someone comitting a crime and damaging a police car that'll require public funds to repair. Easy win for the police social media admin to put it out there in the hope that someone identifies her; it's not as if it'll take up valuable police time.

Well, it will unless all the bleating about “paperwork” is only that.

Sky News for a placcy bottle and a number plate? **** me.

 

[Official Old Man]

The number plate, if stolen, would cost £20 to replace. A shoplifter today will steal goods worth £100 with clear CCTV of the culprit. I wonder who gets caught and who gets zero response from the police.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

That's criminal damage by a drugged/pissed up slapper who has no respect for the law. What is fining her going to do? Reduce her benefits for a couple of weeks? Public shaming will only increase her street cred. Lock the bitch away for christmas I say