hello

[Dick Knights Mumm]

More beer?

Please. If my lad wasn't bigger than me - he'd be in for such a hiding ...........

 

[algie]

It's not his fault though. It's, er, Bozza ad his wind-ups, and, er, don't do it cos it's well wank, and you know he's gonna blow, and it's KSA - he's a minging mongtard and a ****, and of course his opinion is fact you child abusing wanker, and besides it does take quite a lot to make him blow his top, it's only when you, er, speak to him that he goes offon one - and what do you know anyway, you're only a father...

More beer?

Some colourfull language there not normally seen in the Beard camp.Bit hard our Allan

 

[Robot Chicken]

Pics?

 

[Legend]

So did anyone flounce in the end or not?

Stan

What are your views on the late, great Desert Orchid?

 

[cooperman]

Stanley

Have you seen the picture of Dave the .....?

Maybe not !!!

 

[severnside gull]

Are you sure you've logged onto the right place? There is now a network for the over 50's. I'm not sure the young people on here would want lots of old people hogging the board - probably mumbling to themselves and smelling of urine.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/7070667.stm

less of your sarcasm young man
we old'uns fought wars for the right to smell of stale piss

 

[Yorkie]

is that yorkie?

40 years ago maybe, but I never went out without my knickers on.

 

[stan miguell]

So did anyone flounce in the end or not?

Stan

What are your views on the late, great Desert Orchid?

one of the true greats. dessie and fatima whitbread represent everything great about this country i reckon

 

[stan miguell]

40 years ago maybe, but I never went out without my knickers on.

us olduns should stick together love. do you go "commando" these days then?

 

[Yorkie]

us olduns should stick together love. do you go "commando" these days then?

Ooooh no. I'd catch my death of a cold.

 

[stan miguell]

Stanley

Have you seen the picture of Dave the .....?

Maybe not !!!

is he off the telly?

 

[Bozza]

Right, I'm back. Child duly knocked into next week. No bruises left behind, obviously.

Nibble you crusty old wankstain upon this fine website - where are you?

:cracks open a fine bottle of Frome cider:

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

You have not got a clue old boy. Why the f*** I am wasting time talking to a shitbag like you is baffling. Go on - knock yourself out, insult me all you like. If we were in the jungle you'd be in the pot and I'd be stirring thats for f***ing sure.

Jungle? Pot? What in the name of holy f*** are you babbling on about now? I'm not surprised you don't know why you're talking to me, I'm amazed you remember to breathe.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

If I flounced KSA et al would have no-one to vent their little frustrations on. I am doing them a favour.

Don't flatter yourself sweetcheeks. You're not even sport. Winding you up is like shooting fish in a barrel but it beats working.

Anyway, I could always take my frustrations out on the kids.

 

[Questions]

Is it worth opening some more Pringles now or should we wait until tomorrow?

wait till tomorrow you pathetic old bankrupt.

 

[JJ McClure]

us olduns should stick together love. do you go "commando" these days then?

I was really enjoying this thread until that post. I now feel a little bit queezy.

 

[Nibble]

Jungle? Pot? What in the name of holy f*** are you babbling on about now? I'm not surprised you don't know why you're talking to me, I'm amazed you remember to breathe.

Its an analogy.

 

[Nibble]

Don't flatter yourself sweetcheeks. You're not even sport. Winding you up is like shooting fish in a barrel but it beats working.

Anyway, I could always take my frustrations out on the kids.

You are proving to be quite the dick on this thread. You should have joined some of the earlier ones or did you have a differant group of chums then, are they letting you play with them now? Awww.

 

[Lokki 7]

Its an analogy.

that you would like to stir your spoon in his pot?

 

[Nibble]

Jungle? Pot? What in the name of holy f*** are you babbling on about now? I'm not surprised you don't know why you're talking to me, I'm amazed you remember to breathe.

You don't have to remember to breathe, it is an instinct that requires no pre-mediatation.