Hello Everyone

[Soulman]

Back home from the pub, can't stop crying, mascara everywhere and feeling really down

My boyfriend was in a right strop as he said I've been giving away our little love secrets. I tried telling him nobody knows who he is but he just WASN'T having it.

I'm really confused as I thought we were meant for one another, we seemed so close.

I feel so upset, I know I might regret this but I'll tell you my little secret, I haven't always been a woman. I thought it was fate that a woman who used to be a man should meet such a BEAUTIFUL man who used to be a woman. You'd think he could show a bit more empathy wouldn't you.

I do feel sad, does anyone have any ideas for winning him round?

K

Yep, get rid of your Union Jack suit, that should do it.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

If your treatment is still ongoing then you may be able to entice your man with an impression of Michael Buffer. Ernest is a massive boxing fan and if you pull this off, then I'm sure he will be ready to rumble and enter your ring. Good luck.

 

[pornomagboy]

You're very sweet but I've told him I've got to get used to not using mine anymore.

Were you once a man called Frank?

May be she could talk to this frank

http://m.talktofrank.com/drug/poppers?detail=drug

 

[hitony]

Having done a bit more research, here is a more recent piccie from Kellies facebook page.....

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[Bladders]

Have you got a hairy bush ?

I really need to know...

 

[Ernest]

Never seen so much JEALOUSY amongst SUPPOSED grown men

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Having done a bit more research, here is a more recent piccie from Kellies facebook page.....

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Mummy!!!

 

[looney]

So the screwball is a total failure!!! I am very dissapointed with him......hurt......I feel let down.......I had so much faith in my bestie mate!! and he has let me down

Your supposed to be a bloody Mod and you cant even post a picture. I just hope Bozza doesnt let you loose with the difficult buttons or this place will be screwed.


i Mod a troll forum, people banned from here like Vulture would be considered lightweights, you would be eaten alive.

BTW If you go back and read the first 2 sentences in my reply in a Michael Caine voice its poetry.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Back home from the pub, can't stop crying, mascara everywhere and feeling really down

My boyfriend was in a right strop as he said I've been giving away our little love secrets. I tried telling him nobody knows who he is but he just WASN'T having it.

I'm really confused as I thought we were meant for one another, we seemed so close.

I feel so upset, I know I might regret this but I'll tell you my little secret, I haven't always been a woman. I thought it was fate that a woman who used to be a man should meet such a BEAUTIFUL man who used to be a woman. You'd think he could show a bit more empathy wouldn't you.

I do feel sad, does anyone have any ideas for winning him round?

K

Let him thumb it in dry whilst wearing his favourite wrestling mask, whilst you scream - "Audley Harrison is the greatest boxer of all time". Then he'll give you the keys to his favourite train.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Hi Boys,

I'm new on here so treat me gently.

I've just made a new friend (we have SO much in common ) and he's told me how good it was on here though I thought I'd join too!

Hope to meet some of his friend on here soon.

Love

K

Are you into boxing or fisting?

 

[Husty]

Who was that lad that used to post his adventures working in a KFC? This reads vaguely like what I remember of them.

 

[Husty]

Having done a bit more research, here is a more recent piccie from Kellies facebook page.....

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These arnt getting any funnier mate.

 

[hitony]

These arnt getting any funnier mate.

Sorry Mate, I will try harder next time mate.

Anyway mate, how come you have not given the post one of your famous, but tedious "Thumbs Down" you normally do.

 

[BrianWade4]

There are some weirdos on this thread

I feel uncomfortable

 

[WATFORD zero]

I feel uncomfortable

In a 'my body doesn't feel natural to me' sort of way

 

[AmexRuislip]

These arnt getting any funnier mate.

straight from the cat walk at greggs

 

[KZNSeagull]

Not working fella. Just a little box

I have heard that this will be Kellie's main asset. Once it is fitted of course.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Of FFS Hitony, learn to post a picture to stop this unbearable suspense .......

 

[Kellie]

I'm just so excited, it's back on!!!!

My boyfriend came round and knocked me up late last night. He was really sorry that he'd been so jealous and we made up in a big way

I fell asleep in the afterglow, gazing at his magnificent silhouette as he read a well thumbed copy of Bradshaw-Mitchells railway timetable from 2007 (summer revision) and gentle crooned one of his favourite songs:

"There's a still in the street outside your window
You're keeping secrets on your pillow
Let me inside, no cause for alarm
I promise tonight not to do no harm
I promise you babe, I will do you no harm

And we're caught up in the crossfire of Heaven and Hell
And we're searchin' for shelter"

Wow, such a tender, gentle man. We're planning to go together for our hormone replacement therapy next week.

K