Hello everyone

[half time scores]

I must point out that I'm very shy, rather old fashioned, don't get out much , have no experience of relationships ( am still a Virgin) and still live at home with Mum. Dad left many years ago for which Mum has always blamed me. The only time I get out is to watch football which I do enjoy. I would like to meet others who share my interest which also include stamp collecting, collecting beer mats, reading Noddy and Paddington Bear books. I would like to take up train spotting and bird watching but Mum won't let me go without her. I hope she does not find out that I have signed up to this Albion chat room otherwise I'm for the high jump.

Are you won of the highest w@nking officers in Wome?

 

[blue2]

I'll have you know I have a very good friend called biggust dickus and he has a wife you know!

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

I have a very good fwend in Wome called Bigus Dickus.

 

[public school boy]

My real name is not really Biggus Dickus. This is what the swimming teacher at School called me. My real name is Richard Head.

 

[willow147]

He could be a intresting poster who would bring value to these boards .

We don't need that kind of behaviour around here.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Do I know you?

 

[The Truth]

I would like to meet others who share my interest which also include stamp collecting, collecting beer mats, reading Noddy and Paddington Bear books. I would like to take up train spotting and bird watching but Mum won't let me go without her

Finally, I meet someone like myself!! This is amazing, we share the same interests yet my mum lets me go birdwatching. Maybe we should hook up? Do you have a tin foil hat incase it rains?

 

[Willy Dangle]

Just joined. Please be gentle.

You have to bring bigGUS into it again

 

[The Truth]

My real name is not really Biggus Dickus. This is what the swimming teacher at School called me. My real name is Richard Head.

Does that mean when you were at school, people picked on your name by calling you 'Rich'?

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Does anyone else feel like a giggle when I say the words...... Sheffield.... Wednesday....

 

[public school boy]

Finally, I meet someone like myself!! This is amazing, we share the same interests yet my mum lets me go birdwatching. Maybe we should hook up? Do you have a tin foil hat incase it rains?

i hope for your sake you are not too much like me! My Mum checks my Y fronts for skiddies and yellow stains as I have terrible problems in the water works department. I've told her enough times that I'm old enough to do it for myself. The worst thing about it is that she has told so many people that the sniggers and pointing of fingers when I go shopping with her is really destroying my confidence. Some people cross over to the other side of the street which is making me wonder whether I might smell.

 

[Harry H]

You aren't Biggus Dickus you are just a very naughty boy!

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

so you haven't got a bigus nosus then.

4 x 2

 

[vulture]

You need a name change to sad little attention seeking prick.

 

[TomandJerry]

Does anyone else feel like a giggle when I say the words...... Sheffield.... Wednesday....

Sheffield Wednesday

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

i hope for your sake you are not too much like me! My Mum checks my Y fronts for skiddies and yellow stains as I have terrible problems in the water works department. I've told her enough times that I'm old enough to do it for myself. The worst thing about it is that she has told so many people that the sniggers and pointing of fingers when I go shopping with her is really destroying my confidence. Some people cross over to the other side of the street which is making me wonder whether I might smell.

Do you think that regional planning is bound to play an increasing role in nature conservation policies because much biodiversity nowadays is located outside natural parks and other protected areas ? And do you think that differences in landscape structure between natural parks and surrounding areas may affect their respective species richness and may provide seasonal habitats that enhance total biodiversity ?

 

[symyjym]

It's the same poster as the one who started a thread with ............... Hello I'm the Guvna

Another exaggeration.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I smell that Public Schoolboy, Hugo.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Lets watch it ALL again!