Helen Chamberlain Naked!

[Trigger]

I tried to snog her at the Goldstone on Fans United day v Hartlepool but i had to settle for a plain old kiss seeing the frigid cow wouldn't open her gob.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

She is fantastic. Bubbly personality, solvent, attractive and knows about football. What more could you want.

She is vegetarian though.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

She is vegetarian though.

That's the same as being a lesbian. Fun to try and convert. Anyway, blowjobs don't count as eating meat.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I met her outside the Goldstone when we played Torquay, i gave her a kiss.

 

[Everest]

And she's let herself go a bit since then Kev.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm sorry but shes rough. Never got it myself, just coz she knows about football and has blonde hair and fairly big titties does not make her fit.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Must get Penthouse.

No don't. The pics in the actual mag are nasty. She doesn't look too bad on that website but those pics in the mag itself make her look like real dirty readers-wives stuff.

 

[sully]

EXACTLY

When are you doing Penthouse then, Lush?

 

[Goodfella]

I'm sorry but shes rough. Never got it myself, just coz she knows about football and has blonde hair and fairly big titties does not make her fit.

Agree Les, too much of a 'Geezer' for my liking

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well I'd f*** her rotten.

 

[GUNTER]

Well I'd f*** her rotten.

Yep, so would I. Great body, fantastic big tits, blonde long hair and knows loads about football. What more could one want?

 

[Everest]

No don't. The pics in the actual mag are nasty. She doesn't look too bad on that website but those pics in the mag itself make her look like real dirty readers-wives stuff.

Re-read what I wrote.