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[Albion] Heineken zero



Bedsex

not my real name
Jan 29, 2009
2,186
Flitwick
Has anyone had any luck getting Heineken zero down to their seats at the Amex? I’m driving today so am not drinking, but noticed that they’re selling Heineken zero in the ground. Perfect I thought, at least I can drink it in my seat.

But “oh no”, said the steward, “you can’t take that down there, it’s the ground regulations” I tried to reason that the ground regulations are no alcohol in the seats and that this is zero alcohol. I was told that it looks like alcohol, so I can’t take it down there. Is that really the case?
 






Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
21,529
The arse end of Hangleton
Has anyone had any luck getting Heineken zero down to their seats at the Amex? I’m driving today so am not drinking, but noticed that they’re selling Heineken zero in the ground. Perfect I thought, at least I can drink it in my seat.

But “oh no”, said the steward, “you can’t take that down there, it’s the ground regulations” I tried to reason that the ground regulations are no alcohol in the seats and that this is zero alcohol. I was told that it looks like alcohol, so I can’t take it down there. Is that really the case?
I've had the same discussion at Sainsburys self checkout. Apparently it's because it could still contain 0.05% alcohol.
 
















Bedsex

not my real name
Jan 29, 2009
2,186
Flitwick
Letting a can down to the seats would be f***ing stupid alcoholic or not.
I completely agree, but the thought didn’t even cross my mind. Probably because I intended to drink it rather than throw it at someone. But had the steward have said, you can’t take a can down mate. I would have been quite embarrassed and agreed that it was a bit silly. The point about it resembling alcohol just annoyed me a bit.

Anyway, I’ve calmed down, drank a much needed bottle of water in my seat in the sunshine and enjoyed an exciting game of football. 👍
 








Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,731
The Fatherland
I've had the same discussion at Sainsburys self checkout. Apparently it's because it could still contain 0.05% alcohol.
Pretty sure that isn't the reason. It's because the packaging looks almost identical.
It can’t be the reason. There’s a number of everyday items which contain similarly small traces of alcohol.
 


Papak

Not an NSC licker...
Jul 11, 2003
2,278
Horsham
I completely agree, but the thought didn’t even cross my mind. Probably because I intended to drink it rather than throw it at someone. But had the steward have said, you can’t take a can down mate. I would have been quite embarrassed and agreed that it was a bit silly. The point about it resembling alcohol just annoyed me a bit.

Anyway, I’ve calmed down, drank a much needed bottle of water in my seat in the sunshine and enjoyed an exciting game of football. 👍
Would this be water that looks like vodka?
 






Invicta

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Nov 1, 2013
3,363
Kent
In East upper the Heineken zero was in bottles, which they poured in a plastic glass . Be hard for a steward to distinguish the difference.
 


wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
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Aug 10, 2007
13,915
Melbourne
I've had the same discussion at Sainsburys self checkout. Apparently it's because it could still contain 0.05% alcohol.
Just trying to work out why you were asking which beer you might be able to take to your seat at an EPL game with the staff in your local supermarket?
 




SteveU

Active member
May 31, 2022
265
If you can’t take a can of Coke or similar to the seats why would you be able to take a can of non alcoholic lager?
 




Hotchilidog

Well-known member
Jan 24, 2009
9,130
In East upper the Heineken zero was in bottles, which they poured in a plastic glass . Be hard for a steward to distinguish the difference.
I believe that is why it is not permitted. Why not allow the bottle sans top into the stand in the way that soft drinks and water is. During one of the Women's World Cup (Norway v Austria) games I too was refused entry to the stand with a cup of Heineken Zero.

I actually don't mind Heineken Zero one of the nicer alcohol free beers for me.
 


seagullwedgee

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2005
3,069
Has anyone had any luck getting Heineken zero down to their seats at the Amex? I’m driving today so am not drinking, but noticed that they’re selling Heineken zero in the ground. Perfect I thought, at least I can drink it in my seat.

But “oh no”, said the steward, “you can’t take that down there, it’s the ground regulations” I tried to reason that the ground regulations are no alcohol in the seats and that this is zero alcohol. I was told that it looks like alcohol, so I can’t take it down there. Is that really the case?
We need more detail and context here. Was it a steward that stopped you? Was the steward a man or a woman or fluid or non-identifying? Were they small, medium or large? Were they short, medium or tall? We’re they young, middle aged or old? Were they hetero, homo or another choice? What was their ethnic group? And where were they born? Thx.

(Editor Note for any Americans reading this: heavy irony alert. Read ‘disabled ramp’ thread.
 


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