Heatwave Warnings

[Brighton TID]

At what temperature do old people start dying ?

depends on the thickness of the flat cap

 

[Easy 10]

I've just come back from lunch where a group of us had a couple of beers at a bar with a garden. One of my work colleagues sat in a deck chair. The canvass split, he fell through on his arse and tipped his beer all over himself - and DIDN'T see the funny side.

My stomach still hurts.

 

[countrygull]

I've just come back from lunch where a group of us had a couple of beers at a bar with a garden. One of my work colleagues sat in a deck chair. The canvass split, he fell through on his arse and tipped his beer all over himself - and DIDN'T see the funny side.

My stomach still hurts.

Drinking at lunchtime: deserving of a thread all by itself. I used to do it quite regularly, now very seldom

 

[Easy 10]

Drinking at lunchtime: deserving of a thread all by itself. I used to do it quite regularly, now very seldom

Its a Friday tradition here in the HEATH.

They've got a big garden out the back of Evo, a proper lovely sun-trap. Except the garden furniture is decrepid old shite (see deckchair horror above), the stairs down to it are a crumbling deathtrap, and the cellar door with all the old barrels and all kinds of unimaginable junk is left wide open for everyones perusal. In short, its a shithole back there.

And I understand two gay blokes own the place. Being "good with colours", you'd have thought they'd make something of the garden at least.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

The thread's getting a bit mundane, it needs pics of tits on Brighton beach...

 

[Mental Lental]

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[Giraffe]

The thread's getting a bit mundane, it needs pics of tits on Brighton beach...

Closest I can do I am afraid

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Tuna sandwich and a packet of cheese and onion crisps, since you asked.

Why do I expect some sort of follow to this ?

Cheese and onion? Poor choice there

 

[Mendoza]

going well this heatwave isnt it

 

[rcf0712]

it's about as funny as when we get fog or hail warnings on the news here - 32 a heatwave, that's an average summer day here.

 

[The Spanish]

great British Bullshit cliches #183643

oh the weathers so varied you never know what its going to do in this country


yes you do it will stay between a relatively narrow temperature band for most of the year with a few exceptions in midwinter/summer where people will go f***ing DOOLALLY when it is slightly unusual.

 

[rcf0712]

great British Bullshit cliches #183643

oh the weathers so varied you never know what its going to do in this country


yes you do it will stay between a relatively narrow temperature band for most of the year with a few exceptions in midwinter/summer where people will go f***ing DOOLALLY when it is slightly unusual.