Apparently he was found BUTT NAKED on the end of his bed by his housekeeper.
I wonder if she....y'know...
Why? Do you think his parents read this site? Do you think we will get quoted on the News at 10? Of course people will speculate, there isn't a person on here that read that story and didn't immediately assume it's a drug overdose. And if it turns out to be a heart defect or something, so what? Some very precious people on this board.
I SPECULATE that he was found dressed in a gorilla outfit with his cock hanging out the back end of a male pantomime horse. Apparently he choked to death on the mane. (Oh no he didn't).
Heath Ledger was hanging around outside my office in Clerkenwell last week, filming Terry Gilliam's new flick Dr Parnassus. Bit weird that he's dead now.
Think it's my fault, cos a couple of stars have died after I met / was near them. Lisa Left-Eye Lopes snuffed it shortly after I interviewed her a few years ago. Yikes
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