[Football] Hearse on the pitch

[Is it PotG?]

Was it Bury v Inter?

 

[Weststander]

Why were they playing on a cemetery?

 

[autopsyturvey]

Good grief...

 

[Thunder Bolt]

They think it’s all over, well it is now.

Did they park it in the dead centre of the pitch.

 

[Motogull]

That's a pretty sinister way of giving someone a message.

 

[Kosh]

Indeed local rumours of gangland stuff and direct and clear messaging - not good.

 

[Mr Bridger]

They think it’s all over… it is now.
Geoff Hearse

 

[Van Cleef]

Police have made an arrest.

 

[A1X]

Next time around they’re playing for the Ashes

 

[jackalbion]

Making the whole thing more bizarre it does appear they are Paedofile Hunters, gunning for a director of Dunston with Loaded Weapons. Appears public executions have caught on in the north east.

 

[schmunk]

Was it Bury v Inter?

 

[Justice]

It’s their new signing the dead ball specialist.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Looks like a grave mistake

 

[el punal]

F*** me! Has Billy Sharp just been tackled by Dunk again?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Paul Bearer OUT

 

[NEASTGULL]

Club Statement - Dunston FC

Following the events at The UTS Stadium last night, the 21st July 2023. The club would like to make the following statement.

www.dunstonutsfc.co.uk

Latest statement from Dunston FC

 

[Bodian]

Latest statement from Dunston FC

Appalling effort - not a single pun in there at all as far as I can see.

 

[1066familyman]

Latest statement from Dunston FC

Still 'working as hard as ever to repair the damage caused to our pitch and perimeter fencing' I see.

I had no idea this was a regular occurrence there.

 

[Weststander]

What is it with Geordies and hearses?

 

[Easy 10]

"Two cars driven onto the pitch with masked men getting out and leaving a hearse on the pitch," he tweeted, describing it as a "terrifying experience with plenty of children about".
- Matty Hewitt, a football writer at the Newcastle Chronicle

"TERRIFYING"