Headbutt your keyboard

[Muzzman]

7uyjhnm

 

[ali jenkins]

87tighb


And a bloody great big headache!

 

[magoo]

****!

 

[NMH]

Kill everyone now

I am going to forward that to an (any) American person, and they are going to carry it out, because they are wired that way.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

67y

 

[gullshark]

hy

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

yuhj7

 

[Northstander]

I got that damn neverending pi, first go.
Turned the numbers off, beat my head against the remaining letters for about 4 minutes as i was a little tired of unagonistic moments, looked up and there was an exact copy of a love-letter i received from an elderly man about 3 years ago. I had no idea he was watching me or following me slowly with a cane in his fist and a noticeable wheeze in his singing voice. Soon after, this letter arrived saying i had a "fancy ass" and "attractive, low-hanging manonawks". Said he liked the teabags i used and my action on a tin-opener. We met and noticed we had similar taste in biscuits. "Oooh." i cheekily said, rolling my eyes and shoving a third jaffa cake in my mouth. But, it couldn't go any further. He was clearly demented and about to knock on death's door asking whether he meets the standards or not. I think inside he felt he deserved Hell for his wife's demise, and maybe just fell in love with me because it meant he was sure to be punished. Fair enough Bert, i thought to myself, punched him in the guts and walked off, hoping the blow would stop him ever ensuing me again.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Good thread.



bn

 

[Yoda]

Bumfluff

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

j nmj mnjn mj

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yhuyytrtf5

 

[1066gull]

jui8

 

[hitony]

I am going to forward that to an (any) American person, and they are going to carry it out, because they are wired that way.

What, they plug themselves into the electric mains you mean ?

 

[bhafc]

p;/.

wot the f*** am i doing

 

[Bob!]

mm bn n b

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

ouuuuchmybloooodyhead

 

[Kenhead]

rtf5