[News] Have you had Coronavirus yet?

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Probably time for a new Coronavirus thread, given its apparently inevitable march into our tiny and frail bodies.

So, let's register our progress as we succombe but hopefully survive this latest invention from China.

I don't have it. Yet. You?

 

[Titanic]

How would I know?

 

[Stat Brother]

There's me thinking this would be:-

'What's you're favourite Coronavirus tune'?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Had a close escape last weekend. Luckily some acrid smoke was quicker off the mark and made into me lungs before the coronavirus could. Phew!

 

[beorhthelm]

There's me thinking this would be:-

'What's you're favourite Coronavirus tune'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

 

[Albion_Dave]

Probably time for a new Coronavirus thread, given its apparently inevitable march into our tiny and frail bodies.

So, let's register our progress as we succombe but hopefully survive this latest invention from China.

I don't have it. Yet. You?

Needs a poll.

 

[albionalbino]

 

[peterward]

Probably time for a new Coronavirus thread, given its apparently inevitable march into our tiny and frail bodies.

So, let's register our progress as we succombe but hopefully survive this latest invention from China.

I don't have it. Yet. You?

It's the only thing made in China that's lasted more than a month.

I'm here all week, unless of course....

 

[Bob!]

mebbe.

I've had a bit of a tickle in my throat, no fever though.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I have. It was just like a cold except I cured it by wedging a lime up my nostrils.........

 

[Justice]

It’s only a 5 minute job

 

[Baker lite]

I’ve not had it yet.


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[Tim Over Whelmed]

All clear in Arundel, thus far.

*As far as I know
**The number of cases may go up as well as down
***Arundel, as in the Town boundaries, can't talk for the country folk
****Data correct as at last Tuesday

 

[jonnyrovers]

I had swine flu when that was in fashion. It was sh1t. I reckon I'll give coronavirus a miss.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Gearing up for it.

 

[A1X]

I thought I had but it turned out it was just relegation fever

 

[hart's shirt]

'What's you're favourite Coronavirus tune'?

 

[NooBHA]

I popped out to the shops to try and pick it up - But there was none left on the shelves

 

[Justice]

First death in the UK we are doomed

 

[Giraffe]

Yes.

No, not really.

90 people have had it, one dead, out of 66 million. Not exactly black death is it.

You're currently more likely to get 5 or more numbers on the lottery.