Have you got a weak stomach?

[Puppet Master]

Are you the sort that retches/voms easily? Just by reading/seeing something gross? I ask because recently I was in a car with my mate and just because I SAID THE WORDS "knob gorgonzola" he had to pull over to be sick Amazing. I was also quite proud of a joke I told on here once that one poster claimed made them be sick into their mouth.

I don't retch at anything and I've seen/smelt some pretty wrong shit in my time.

 

[W.C.]

I once described squeezing a black head to a girlfriend who said it made her do that sick in mouth thing.

We broke up shortly after.

 

[Puppet Master]

I told this old lady I work with what a blumkin was and her reaction was to stare at me blankly for a bit then go "HURGGGHH"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm fine when it comes to injuries or blood or nastiness, but unnatural hot air (the stuff they cover you in when you walk in to a shop or the car heater etc) will make me vomit as will the smell of shit and stale piss.

 

[emphyrian]

My sister is a community nurse and on a visit to a patient with severe diabeties, she unwrapped his bandaged foot and watched as one of his toes plopped off (her words)

 

[John Bumlick]

what was the joke?

 

[Garage_Doors]

I told this old lady I work with what a blumkin was and her reaction was to stare at me blankly for a bit then go "HURGGGHH"

What is a blumkin?

(prepares to reach)

 

[Meade's Ball]

What is a blumkin?

(prepares to reach)

Reach for the phonenumber of a toothless woman you know who has no sense of smell?

From my reading of it, i'd feel most guilty for the splashback, so if a dame i happened to know was at it and i was about to dislodge a 3 day colcannon then i'd warn her during the seconds of its foul escape to avoid an unacceptable showering.

 

[Puppet Master]

what was the joke?

Dunno if I can repeat it nowadays the way NSC has gone recently (and the fact I'm pretty much on my last legs here)... I'll pop it on NSP. Happy sick-burping

 

[Wilko]

Why do loads of people talk about something making them reach? The word is wretch is it not?

 

[Bean]

I told this old lady I work with what a blumkin was and her reaction was to stare at me blankly for a bit then go "HURGGGHH"

 

[Cian]

Anyone else's blood or the discuss of squishy bits inside the body make me feel extremely ill.

I really, really need to stop supplying stuff to doctors and consultants

 

[Robdinho]

Why do loads of people talk about something making them reach? The word is wretch is it not?

Retch

 

[Durlston]

Some really horrible foreign porn of this woman being gang raped, punched and beaten up afterwards. I don't want to say anything else too graphic on here but it was very offensive and vile.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Why do loads of people talk about something making them reach? The word is wretch is it not?

That's right....thumbs up...

 

[brightn'ove]

Tuna, everything about it makes me want to be sick.

Other than that i think i'm pretty tolerant of other substances/odours/words.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Some really horrible foreign porn of this woman being gang raped, punched and beaten up afterwards. I don't want to say anything else too graphic on here but it was very offensive and vile.

You got as far as the beating up after the gang rape?!

 

[The Optimist]

Why do loads of people talk about something making them reach? The word is wretch is it not?

Taken from the internet:

"A wretch is an unhappy or unfortunate person, especially one in the depths of misery of some sort. The word has several senses extending from this one; it sometimes refers to a person who is despicable or contemptible but not necessarily unfortunate, and it’s sometimes used for animals. It’s also the source of the adjective wretched, meaning miserable, unfortunate, or (describing nonhuman things) very bad.

To retch is (1) to vomit; (2) to try, voluntarily or involuntarily, to vomit; or (3) the clear the throat by coughing or hawking. The word is primarily a verb, but it also works as a noun for the act of retching."

Hope you're not a teacher!

 

[Wilko]

Taken from the internet:

"A wretch is an unhappy or unfortunate person, especially one in the depths of misery of some sort. The word has several senses extending from this one; it sometimes refers to a person who is despicable or contemptible but not necessarily unfortunate, and it’s sometimes used for animals. It’s also the source of the adjective wretched, meaning miserable, unfortunate, or (describing nonhuman things) very bad.

To retch is (1) to vomit; (2) to try, voluntarily or involuntarily, to vomit; or (3) the clear the throat by coughing or hawking. The word is primarily a verb, but it also works as a noun for the act of retching."

Hope you're not a teacher!

Retch or wretch indeed but what I mean is loads of people say reach which I don't get. Im leaving sdc in 5 weeks by the way!!

 

[The Wookiee]