Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Have worked with numerous people with varying degrees of croydonism. Most have been top notch.......only one was a total mong
LolWorked in quite a few homes owned by Palace fans, as long as they pay and make me tea I don't mind.
One asked me if I wanted tea when I was working in his kitchen, and produced a Palace mug out of the cupboard, thought he was going to give me that to drink out of, but he was also making himself a cup.
Worked in one flat and I didn't know the customer or anything about him, I went into one of the rooms to be greeted by loads of Palace memrobilia on the walls, I called out to the customer that I had found something terrible, he came running in thinking I had found a big problem with his heating, I was pointing at a large Crystal Palace mirror on the wall.
Haha good story that[emoji106]Back in the early 90's I worked with a palace fan in Frankfurt, at the airport. He is from Worthing but has family ties to the club. Got a few beatings growing up in the 70s so became one of their 'boys'. Anyway, we were out drinking in Frankfurt with a beautiful girl that I had asked out from the airport. He very kindly offered me the keys to his flat for the night to take her back. This happened. Upon arrival and after some minor shenanigans I got into bed and she disappeared to get ready. Not having brought any night clothing with her she decided to see if she could find anything and came out of the bathroom wearing only a fooking Palace shirt. I shouted at her to remove it and so our first night included a fairly robust Brighton/Palace history lesson. Other than that the night went well and she became wifey 2 eventually...
Back in the early 90's I worked with a palace fan in Frankfurt, at the airport. He is from Worthing but has family ties to the club. Got a few beatings growing up in the 70s so became one of their 'boys'. Anyway, we were out drinking in Frankfurt with a beautiful girl that I had asked out from the airport. He very kindly offered me the keys to his flat for the night to take her back. This happened. Upon arrival and after some minor shenanigans I got into bed and she disappeared to get ready. Not having brought any night clothing with her she decided to see if she could find anything and came out of the bathroom wearing only a fooking Palace shirt. I shouted at her to remove it and so our first night included a fairly robust Brighton/Palace history lesson. Other than that the night went well and she became wifey 2 eventually...
Started working for a large insurance company in Hove a few weeks ago, and having to train up in Kingswood in Surrey. Massive Palace infestation up there, although the working environment is nice.
As an aside, please wish me well as I have recently found out our resident "journalist" is in my department. I haven't seen his crayons yet, but rest assured I will try and wrestle them off him when appropriate.
I am staying deep in enemy territory tonight at a "friends" house who supports Palace and so does his son....
So my daughter has her Albion top on today...
Watch my car get bricked or tyres slashed tonight....
I ain't taking my Albion sticker out the back window for no fecker.
Just got back from our overnight stay deep in the heart of enemy territory, I had to improvise when I found they were running low on toilet roll.....
I think I know that man, Is his initials GB?
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