Have you ever managed to hit yourself in the nuts?

[Munkfish]

I've sat on my own nuts before, hurts like nothing else in the world.

Also when playing squash, trying to be clever and play a shot off the back wall, but instead the ball flew straight back and clipped the tip.

 

[Stat Brother]

I'll occasionally punch myself in the face.

(Postie) when bundling up the letters, while stretching the elastic band over the post.
If that breaks, more often than not, it does so in such a way that my hand comes up to punch me.


I really should do something about it, but I keep forgetting, probably because of all the concussions.

 

[janee]

Er...no!

 

[Wilko]

Squashed my nads on my BMX seat after doing a jump once, for a good minute or so I really had never felt pain like it. Worse that childbirth I recks.

 

[Bold Seagull]

I've sat on my own nuts before, hurts like nothing else in the world.

Also when playing squash, trying to be clever and play a shot off the back wall, but instead the ball flew straight back and clipped the tip.

did you get a stroke?

 

[Cian]

Yes. Frequently.

The tills I occasionally have to install in work nearly always end up at nadger height for the cash drawer for me, being at least a foot taller than the average chemists assistant here.

Ended up coming home from doing one large new site nearly bent double in pain

You'd think I'd have remembered the issue by now, but no.

 

[essbee]

well, playing football for 20 or so years I can remember some horror stories with those
old leather school rock-hard footballs....makes me wince just thinking about

 

[Diego Napier]

[h=2]Have you ever managed to hit yourself in the nuts? [/h]

No.

Ever since I was young I've tried really hard but never managed to hit 'em. I suppose it's all to do with hand eye coordination.

 

[Postman Pat]

Whilst playing cricket I have inside edged the ball into my nuts before now. I was wearing a box, but it still bloody hurt.

 

[Durlston]

well, playing football for 20 or so years I can remember some horror stories with those
old leather school rock-hard footballs....makes me wince just thinking about

They were evil. Just kicking them hard could result in a torn hamstring. Footballs now have got nearly as light as those beach balls for 99p that popped if you hit a thorn.

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

I'll occasionally punch myself in the face.

(Postie) when bundling up the letters, while stretching the elastic band over the post.
If that breaks, more often than not, it does so in such a way that my hand comes up to punch me.


I really should do something about it, but I keep forgetting, probably because of all the concussions.

Use bigger elastic bands.

 

[Puppet Master]

I managed to catch me left pod on the corner of a table at work the other day Not just hit it, but it kind of got caught/tangled on the corner too, can't explain it. My GOD the pain and it was obvious to everyone looking what had happened.

 

[KJP]

I caught mine on my bike handlebars once

 

[Bones]

Managed to pull a wheelie on a racing bike once. Problem was mid wheelie the front wheel decided to fall off landed on the front forks, smashed nuts on crossbar. There was blood.

 

[Superphil]

I was chopping logs once with a log splitter (extra heavy axe), I smashed down an a particualarly large piece, and the force propelled half the log straight up and into my knackers, that hurt, a lot.

Another time, at work I was cutting some Perspex up on a table saw. I was pushing it through the rotating blade as you do, when for some reason it snagged and jumped up (blunt blade perhaps). At the speed of the rotating blade it shot an A4 size piece of 5mm Perspex straight back at me, missing both my legs.

 

[red star portslade]

In a classic Benny hill moment, I landed on mine when a chair gave way due to me standing on it. I was curled up on the floor for about 15 minutes, couldn't breathe properly, wretching and sweating.

 

[Sausage]

I was once using a tire gun in a taxi garage and the air hose separated from the gun and went swish swoosh hiss swish swisssh across the floor before whacking me full in the knackers.

Made me cry.

 

[dingodan]

...stomach ache...