Have you ever given a woman an orgasm?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not sure really. She was a really posh bird. Kept yelling 'One is arriving!'

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

do wimmin moan when they have one?

if so mines been having an orgasm for the last 7 years

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

do wimmin moan when they have one?

if so mines been having an orgasm for the last 7 years

Is she a STH by any chance?

 

[Trufflehound]

Given? Maybe.

Sold? Depends whether they're paying me for a 15 minute quickie or the "me love you long time" full works.

 

[Goodfella]

I've given far too many away.

still, i'm a generous guy.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I lent a woman an orgasm in the late 80s. Unfortunately, she died in her early 90s and could only offer me the word 'organotron' in her dyslexically administered will.

 

[Hannibal smith]

Not sure really. She was a really posh bird. Kept yelling 'One is arriving!'

An ex bird of mine always used to shout 'Fill me up' when she was close to her point of climax.

I always wondered if she was seeing someone on the side who worked in a Petrol Station.

 

[King of Birds]

I lent a woman an orgasm in the late 80s. Unfortunately, she died in her early 90s and could only offer me the word 'organotron' in her dyslexically administered will.

Neither a lender nor a borrower be eh MB. I take it you have been more careful since?

 

[DC Rules]

Who gives a f*** ?

Sounds to me like a man who doesn't know how to treat a woman well, a "wham, bang, thank-you ma'am" type of guy? Or am I wrong?

 

[bristolseagull]

EVER bird ive ever bonked

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

it's easy to spot a woman faking it.

Now how many men have faked one?

I had to on one particular one nighter, I got so utterly bored, I had to end it. Funny thing was she gave me a complement on my staying power.

 

[Goring Gull]

An ex bird of mine always used to shout 'Fill me up' when she was close to her point of climax.

I always wondered if she was seeing someone on the side who worked in a Petrol Station.

How did you not start laughing?

I have actually started laughing once when bonking a lass once - not even sure why but once i'd started laughing i couldn't stop - i had to bury my head in the pillow and just keep going.

 

[Biscuit]

I did once but she spat it right back in my face- Ungrateful cow!

 

[Scotty Mac]

It's a well known fact that the GDC make women come merely by whispering the magic words "Pedro di Canio" into their lovely ears.

It's a well known fact that the Crocs make women come merely by whispering the magic words "Federico Turienzo" into their lovely ears