HAVE you ever FOUND something VALAUBLE ?

[Ernest]

Ernest, glad to see you made it back from the Cliftonville in one piece. I am very disapointed that you are still fecking me about with regards to my COAT! I asked the BUTCH fellars building the Memorial Garden but they denied all Knolege(sic) of even seeing you. Now the weather is going to turn chillier I still await your reply to when I can get my FECKING coat back!!!!!

I've HEARD it may be a tad PARKEY on Friday NIGHT so I may WELL end up wearing it so I will TAKE a SING with me for FANZONE before the match SAYING 'I'M wearing SIMMO'S Albion WINTER coat' and HOLD it up to the CAMERA

Rgds,

ENREST

 

[Dave the OAP]

IT was at HILL Barn course on Friday but I think you NELGET to mention the word REWARD and how much you're WILLING to pay

Rgds,

ERNETS

DepenDs on WHAt the PoliCE and INSUrance Company haVE to Say...ill contaCT them in THE MOrning/

You availaBLE for a personal chaT with thEM?

So glad you found IT thouGH...After All IT MEAnt NOTHing to Me ObviouSLy

 

[Ernest]

DepenDs on WHAt the PoliCE and INSUrance Company haVE to Say...ill contaCT them in THE MOrning/

You availaBLE for a personal chaT with thEM?

So glad you found IT thouGH...After All IT MEAnt NOTHing to Me ObviouSLy

IS there something WRONG with your computer ?

 

[Beach Hut]

IS there something WRONG with your computer ?

Big squirm now

 

[KLUNK]

Yes,on Friday I found a £2 coin nestled in the pebble dash as I entered the dentist. So skint at the moment

 

[Ernest]

Big squirm now

THERE is SOMETHING worng with YOUR sexuality YOU big TART