Have you ever....found a dead body?

[Scotty Mac]

*tries to count how many times its been mentioned*

Its PC Edna Krabapppel

oh - ive never seen it mentioned before! must keep up!

 

[Man of Harveys]

nice

what is your job if you dont mind me asking? im guessing it is not an ice cream salesman

I think she's a wholesale butcher with a contract to supply the Withdean burger vans

 

[tedebear]

I think she's a wholesale butcher with a contract to supply the Withdean burger vans

with an ebay account

 

[Scotty Mac]

I think she's a wholesale butcher with a contract to supply the Withdean burger vans

that would explain a lot

 

[surrey jim]

came across an accident a couple of years ago which two people had died in

 

[Conkers]

Nope ive not come across any thank god and hope i dont

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

in addition to the leg i found, i once went to pull someone out the sea...but it was just an arm

 

[Albion Dan]

Most of the ones I see are elderly people who've died of natural causes. Been to a couple of suicides, one jumped off a multi storey car park and was a bit crumpled. Another one died while on the toilet, it's surprisingly common apparently.

When they're really decomposed (like the one who'd been dead in his house for two months), the smell gets into your clothes, your skin and hair, and you can't shake it off for hours, even if you have a shower and change clothes.

I heard once from a long serving colleague who had to climb up a ladder to break into the window of a flat where they suspected the occupant had died. He smashed the glass, clambered up over the window ledge, and as he lowered himself down into the room, felt something squishy underfoot.

This was during a really long, hot summer, and when he looked down, he realised that what had been the body was directly beneath the windowsill, and he'd stepped straight in (as opposed to on) it. The deceased had essentially turned to liquid in the heat and his boots were covered in the resultant goo.

That CIM course came in handy then

 

[Les Biehn]

I've had sex with a few. But only appeared to be in this state during the sex.

 

[Everest]

I've had the misfortune to pick up loads of Lancing College students while working.

Most of them are brain dead.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Most of the ones I see are elderly people who've died of natural causes. Been to a couple of suicides, one jumped off a multi storey car park and was a bit crumpled. Another one died while on the toilet, it's surprisingly common apparently.

When they're really decomposed (like the one who'd been dead in his house for two months), the smell gets into your clothes, your skin and hair, and you can't shake it off for hours, even if you have a shower and change clothes.

I heard once from a long serving colleague who had to climb up a ladder to break into the window of a flat where they suspected the occupant had died. He smashed the glass, clambered up over the window ledge, and as he lowered himself down into the room, felt something squishy underfoot.

This was during a really long, hot summer, and when he looked down, he realised that what had been the body was directly beneath the windowsill, and he'd stepped straight in (as opposed to on) it. The deceased had essentially turned to liquid in the heat and his boots were covered in the resultant goo.

My dad once had to take the funeral of a bloke who'd been eaten by his own dog. The poor bugger had snuffed it weeks earlier and his starving dog had no alternative. Wonder whether the dog deliberated before tucking in?

 

[csider]

Did find one once, nice watch, still got it.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Did find one once, nice watch, still got it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Wonder whether the dog deliberated before tucking in?

I wonder if he COOKED it?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I wonder if he COOKED it?

 

[reuters]

i haven't. my mum did found a dead body behind the graves at st nicks grave yard. not actually in one.
turned out she had been murdered by these drug dealers who lived opposite my friend who was only about seven so we couldn't tell her inceaes she was scared.
was a big thing in the argus. mum had to go to court and be a wittness.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

i haven't. my mum did found a dead body behind the graves at st nicks grave yard. not actually in one.
turned out she had been murdered by these drug dealers who lived opposite my friend who was only about seven so we couldn't tell her inceaes she was scared.
was a big thing in the argus. mum had to go to court and be a wittness.

Scary stuff, indeed. We've not been called yet.

 

[NMH]

There is a petfood section at my local supermarket with 'New Pedigree Dead Master' now - aparently the word got round.

arf arf

Found a dead-un once on a boat. One of my diver pals told me there was a funny smell coming from one of the boats, where he usually saw a bloke on board regularly and exchanged chat. He said there were flies around too.
I went over expecting what I found actually - the bloke had diabetes, and they turn black when they die. I didn't stay to absorb the odour though, it was clear he was a done deal, so I called the nearest authorities and left the area.

 

[Goodfella]

in addition to the leg i found, i once went to pull someone out the sea...but it was just an arm

keep going Dave, you'll have a complete person soon.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

keep going Dave, you'll have a complete person soon.

they were in different places

the arm belonged to an argentinian pilot
and the leg belonged to...well... an argentinian